Celebs go Dating: The Mansion

[unique1986]

Wow so trashy but like big brother all living together.

Wanted to watch mainly to cringe every moment Wayne Linkeris on screen (I've seen him in real life and thought he was about 65!) but I refuse to watch anything with Chloe Ferry in it. I think she's vile.

@ufucoffee she's very different in this to in geordie shore if that helps ?

Thanks @mrssunshinexxx but I've seen her out and she was absolutely horrible to people. I've never actually watched Geordie Shore.

I nearly didn't watch because of Chloe but watching has completely changed by opinion of her

Joey looks completely different!

I find Joey quite creepy and very self obsessed.
Not down to earth at all. Sinister eyes.
Has he had plastic surgery on his face?

I thought the same it's like he's had a face lift ?! @unique1986 I want Tom the alley cat and the duchess to get it on but I didn't like when she was rude about him to Wayne

He does look slightly different doesn’t he? I was really shocked by what the duchess said. That was just rude, snobby and unnecessary. Put me right off her. No chemistry between Joey and the new girl but luckily Curtis was there to save the day

What did she say about Tom? I was half asleep and missed that bit

First thing I noticed was Joey's eyes, they've got that squinty Botox/filler look. What a shame, he had lovely big eyes before, why did he go and do that?

Oh hang on, isn't he related to Chloe Sims? Nuff' said.

A sort of 'Ken doll' look about him now. I do find him quite endearing though,almost like he hasn't grown up and still stuck in a teenager mindframe. Not relationship material at all.
Chloe is fun,kind and empathetic but not sure she will be lucky in love. Too much work on her face could mean she is very insecure or too self absorbed?
Sophie is very critical but likeable!

Don't you think that could be a well-manufactured media act though kerkyra?

Do you think Billie Jean knows Wayne is skinto?

Regarding Sophie? No,I dont think it's an act.From what 8ve seen on mic,she is the same.

@Catquestion

What did she say about Tom? I was half asleep and missed that bit

Can’t remember exactly but it was something about working with Dior and making it very clear he was not good enough for her.

Erm, no, Joey .

no,I think he was born that way 😄

Also wondering now about women of a certain age loving the name "Chloe": they're bldy everywhere.

Joeys face looks like it's been cryogenically frozen and not fully thawed yet

Years ago I heard Joey was bit rude to fans spotting him in shopping centres etc.
He may well be boring and bland just about his appearance.
But I think hes very on it regarding earning money he made loads and bought a mansion in essex. Crazy eh
I remember watching the Jump and he played it down but he won all the raced and ski jumps even beating professional athletes.

Wayne is scary looking.

Woah - steady on love! Who’s the new girl? Blimey - wish I had that much confidence!!

If I have to hear "It's soo cuuuuuute" one more time I might have to stab myself in the eyes.

NB: other adjectives are available.

I don't want to sound like a snob as they're obviously not stupid and have been very canny about making money etc but the lack of general knowledge of a lot of the celebs always surprises me. For instance, adults not knowing Canada is a country or roughly what Recruitment is. Is this an act to be funny?