Funniest Gavin and Stacey moments

[DressingGownofDoom]

Just finished rewatching the 3 series, one of my all time favourite tv shows. For me the funniest moment is when Dave says to Nessa 'are you talking about our relationship? Or the Calor gas?' And then when Nessa and Smithy are on the dodgems and they stop to see Dave standing holding a tank of gas even thinking about it has me laughing out loud

Wing attack on the 6th form netball team!

Doris mentions it at the wedding to Griff
Doris: well she lives for the day she can change her name from West, what with all the connotations and what have you, and what does she become? A Shipman.
Griff: Oh, that's very unfortunate. I don't know which is worse.
Doris: Surely Shipman!
Griff: Well, it's six of one, and half a dozen of the other.
Doris: It was more than half a dozen, Griff! It was in the hundreds!

My favourite bit is when they are at the wedding fayre and nessa comes out of the dressing room in full leather and a whip.
Sales lady: you looks fabulous
Nessa: I know, I feels it.

@Teaplease29 I agree, makes me laugh so much. I loved the p and d rings too!

@StylishMummy nessa also slept with all of Goldie looking chain 😅

When Gwen and Stacey are asking Nessa where she’s going to live once she has the baby, and Stacey explains that Nessa lives with a band that includes someone from Catatonia and Noel from Hearsay.

Nessa replies “Noel said whatever I do, wherever I go, he’s going to be there - pure and simple”. (Which are the words to the song Pure and Simple, by Hearsay, for those of you know don’t know.)

Also another Nessa one...speaking about Eddie Stobart who she once worked for as a driver, Bryan says “he gave you two trucks didn’t he Ness?” and she replies “ he did Bryn, and I regret selling them now, but they were a bugger to park around Barry.”

When Nessa and Stacey are being driven to Nessa and Dave’s wedding on chairs on the back of a trailer, they looked absolutely freezing!

• worked with Om Puri in India

Ah yes, that was the job she lost because she did the one thing that was not allowed... 'I made it sexual Pam'.

More Nessa gags

When asked where she’ll be getting married:
“I should imagine the mosque”.

So deadpan, so stupid

Nessa on Pete Townshend:
“I found out some things about Pete Townshend that I didn't like. And all I'll say is - and I said it to his face - where is the book?”

@CassandraCross

You forgot Lucy getting grounded for 10 B&H StylishMummy!

But she could still go to the gymkhana because horse events are excluded from the grounding rules

(My daughter had a pony and horsey things were excluded from groundings 🤣)

Doris and the salad
The Rudi and Cherisse exchange
Nessa giving her name to hopistal "Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins"
and about a million more.

When Doris gives that woman at the barn dance the middle finger.

When Nessa is going into labour, Gwen is on the phone to he hospital and Bryn stands up, removes his latex glove and tell Gwen how many cms dilated Nessa is.

@CassandraCross that's funny and gross at the same time.

@Oreservoir I had to double check that what I thought Bryn was doing was in fact what he was doing

"What you just said just then was really boring, I switched off after banana".

I love all of these, I honestly think Gavin & Stacey could be my Mastermind subject

I just remembered Matt Lucas as ‘Jammy’ at the wedding fayre who’s awful but smithy is sat there in complete awe of him

Nessa to Dave 'look I think you're a cracking bloke but let's face it, you're riddled'. And telling him everything down there was 'shipshape and shiny now no thanks to you'.

And Nessa again giving advice on Stacey's hen 'don't get me wrong, but to be honest, when all is said and done, dyou know what I mean?'

Bryn saying he remembered to use www. on the internet by thinking of whisky with water or some other random phrases and Gavin says what about world wide web and Bryn says 'yes I love it, like a spider'.

When Gavin says he's not going to take relationship advice from Smithy who is dating a 17 year old and he snaps back '17 and 3 quarters actually and she got 90% on her driving theory but whatever'

Also it's very non PC but the first episode when Smithy says he'll have to stop for condoms because 'I'm not being funny but I ain't going in there bareback'.

Oh. Oh. Oh.
You want to have a look at Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins CV?
Fair play.

Nanny for Richard and Judy "Judy used to hit the whiskey, and me and Richard would be making love, sometimes all day...then he'd do his Ali G."
Driver for The Who
Editor for the BBC "I said to Kate Adie - Oh, Kate, you're the face, I'm the brains."
Driver for Eddie Stobart
Singer with All Saints, until she fell out with Shazney
Assistant to Bollywood Producer - over 200 films in three months, had to leave due to affair.
Driver for Gladys Knight and the Pips
Goalkeeper coach
Arcade assistant - Barry Island.
Part time work as a tarot reader/fortune teller.

Fluent in Welsh and Italian.
Enjoys bowling, stock market trading, knitting and omelettes.

@SophieB100 Love it

You forgot living statue performer and Santa 😆

You forgot living statue performer and Santa 😆

I did!

Also, professional Carol singer with Neil the baby.
Tattooist

CV will have to be updated then!
Tidy.
Cracking.

South Wales wrestling champion too!

Message coming out of the changing room of the wedding after dressed all in pvc bondage gear:

Stace: "Oh Ness, you look crackin'"
Nessa: "I know. I feels it."

I love this show so much, I have watched on repeat over the years and it's like a warm hug from friends.

Don't forget Nessas stint at Harrods as well

Iz not going to lie to you - I messed up the CV, so Iz done it again.

Nanny for Richard and Judy "Judy used to hit the whiskey, and me and Richard would be making love, sometimes all day...then he'd do his Ali G."
Driver for The Who
Editor for the BBC "I said to Kate Adie - Oh, Kate, you're the face, I'm the brains."
Driver for Eddie Stobart
Singer with All Saints, until she fell out with Shazney
Assistant to Bollywood Producer - over 200 films in three months, had to leave due to affair.
Driver for Gladys Knight and the Pips
Goalkeeper coach
Arcade assistant - Barry Island.
Part time work as a tarot reader/fortune teller.
Living statue performer
Santa
Mother/son Carol singing combo
Tattooist
South Wales Wrestling Champion
Assistant at Harrods
Barmaid at the Dolphin

Fluent in Welsh and Italian.
Enjoys bowling, stock market trading, knitting, omelettes, corn on the cob, pints of wine, Jamdani Hash curry, Capri Sun.