EASTENDERS 45 😁 no spoilers never ever or else ,,,,,,

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Sooooooo thought a new thread as other is getting full and then we are ready for Xmas

Will we find out who whacked Ian

Max and Linda wow. So much for true love and mick and her

Will grey be found out that he murdered Chantelle

What will the Xmas storyline be. I haven’t read or googled

Obv all in the pub unlike us in t4 😱😂😢

That brick was funny though
Where are Kim's children and baby Abbie? It's nearly her birthday too poor child.
NZ Max? You'll be lucky .. !
Don't do it Linda.
Good job Keanu left last year : this year nobody can go anywhere on a plane or well, anywhere at all!

Yep, I'm thinking Sharon as well paying someone to throw the brick. She didn't seem upset by it when Albie could have been in the room but she was upset by the fireworks in the cellar.
Honey and Jay have no chemistry, she seems like his aunt to me and it didnt feel right.
Loved Kim's outfit dancing.
I like Denise and Jack together -mature, sensible, generous, decent people gotta have some of those niche group on EE!

Honey and Jay is wrong wrong wrong!

If everyone was at Walford East for the community event, they were well away from the Vic. The brick came through the window from the market though so that would have had to be shut at the time for no one to notice.

Loved Kim coming home drunk on the milk float - such an iconic eastenders thing, Kat, Shirley and Peggy have all done that I think? Who was minding Kim's kids tho - and have we even see GBP (giant baby Pearl) and her brother whose name I can't remember yet? I realise it's probably down to COVID but Karen's kids have also vanished as well as Bailey.

Also I reckon pp's on here are on the money with Shazza - she seemed a bit too surprised that the (non-frozen) police had charged Tina with Ian's assault to me ....

Loving the old eastenders game of we'll go to New Zealand - no planning or thought required, 'we can stay with lauren' errrr Max didn't her house recently burn down tho?

I liked that Kim referenced the long-standing milkman , Michael, who died a few years ago

Yep, let's go Linda to live in NZ with my daughter whose house burnt down! ( although he wasn't told this news was he?) still , he can't go , the borders are shut to ' plague island' visitors!
Especially Max , his riddled with god knows what as it is let alone the new mutant strain of covid 19.

@willsantausesantatize

Yep, let's go Linda to live in NZ with my daughter whose house burnt down! ( although he wasn't told this news was he?) still , he can't go , the borders are shut to ' plague island' visitors! Especially Max , his riddled with god knows what as it is let alone the new mutant strain of covid 19.

😁 I think Max is on first name terms with the GUM clinic receptionist - probably tried to shag them too. Surely a man who sleeps with anyone wearing a skirt is really repulsive? I'm finding it hard to work out who Max hasn't slept with. Shirley, Kathy and Karen? Has Denise or Kim slept with Max? It's hard to tell in Eastenders whether it would be incest or not as they are all relatives in some way.

I can't stand Tina, so annoying so hope she does disappear. I know Gray is awful but she is staying in his house.

Where are Kim's dc, she's not a very responsible parent.

Do like the crowd scenes unlike CS where there no extra people around

I never liked Tina either. She is an annoying character. Maybe Tina and Mick could run off together!

OMG ! Mick's monosyllabic, squinty eyed, non acting is enough to drive anyone into Max's creepy arms. I was glad when Lynda told Max where to go with his ridiculous, pushy manipulative plans. I think Sharon is going for a full on death by a thousand cuts revenge on Ian.

I don’t think Watford Nick have ever put so much manpower and time into solving a crime than they have do Who Bumped Ian Over The Head. People have gone missing and been murdered without a peep from them. Ian is such an arse I regularly shout at the screen “FFS When are they gonna shoot him again?!” The only reason whoever did it should be thrown in prison is because they didn’t finish the job off properly.

Max def looks shifty nudging the blue award

Shazza legs been tango ed

Agree she was annoyed over fireworks but not bothered by brick

Honey was repelled over jay and sex offender incident and now ......

Poor billy. Always unloved l

But true about thr wedding ring

@SinisterBumFacedCat

I don’t think Watford Nick have ever put so much manpower and time into solving a crime than they have do Who Bumped Ian Over The Head. People have gone missing and been murdered without a peep from them. Ian is such an arse I regularly shout at the screen “FFS When are they gonna shoot him again?!” The only reason whoever did it should be thrown in prison is because they didn’t finish the job off properly.

They’ve spent less time investigating Chantelle’s death than they have on Ian’s boo boo.

Max has been through a lot of women but mostly they are not living on the square ( Tanya Linda snd Stacey aside)
He had a Vanessa , who wore a lot of white and Emma a policewoman who died during the wayland scandal and a few others who didn't live on the square ( shock horror) one was a secret wife who rocked up Christmas Day when he was going to remarry Tanya. She was rough.
He has mostly left the more established women like Shirley , Sharon and Kathy etc alone ( till now)
Even Honey hasn't been tempted!
Max's backstories are fascinating.

Walford nick are clearly bored and have Jack the big boy detective on hand to find out about Ian's attack.
Nothing else going on of course. Like murder or anything...

That feckin allotment has had more secrets buried in it than veg over the years, it's a wonder walford police don't dig it up once a month just in case

Murder, stolen cars, missing policemen, blackmail - all in a day of a new police recruit's life.

Sharon (who is a terrible actress really) was almost panto like in her run to check Albie. If she knows Ian was responsible for Denny's death would she really marry him for any reason??? He clearly doesn't have money.

Remember when max was dating Ruby!? 😂 he looked like her dad.

@iknowimcoming

That feckin allotment has had more secrets buried in it than veg over the years, it's a wonder walford police don't dig it up once a month just in case

Made me laugh! It's true., They hide up the allotments. They bury things up there. They do everything apart from grow any veg these days.

I forgot that Ruby slept with Max!
Only recently too ( pre lockdown 1)
He is a one eh?

If they’re anything like me they’ve forgotten all the “safe keeping” spots they’ve buried things in at the allotments.

@nildesparandum

Honey gives me the creeps.I have mentioned this on another thread. Something about her eyes reminds me of that child in a horror film I can't remember the title.

I saw your comment on that thread, made me laugh! She didn’t give me the creeps but she does now after that fumble 🤮 wrong on every level.

Sharon is definitely behind it all. What I don’t get is no one has commented on her marriage to Ian, why has Phil not rocked up to mock her? Not a dickie bird from Ben, nothing said from Karen now Ian is Albie’s step father? No comment from L. In old EastEnders you would have people questioning and laughing at how ludicrous it all was. As an aside do we think they have DTD? Why have we not had scenes of Sharon avoiding Ian in the bedroom department?, or going through with it with a look of disgust on her face to let the viewers know it’s a means to an end? So many questions! but it’s all been glossed over and it’s a major storyline in itself, it’s frustrating me.

@ZaraCarmichaelshighheels

Sharon is definitely behind it all. What I don’t get is no one has commented on her marriage to Ian, why has Phil not rocked up to mock her? Not a dickie bird from Ben, nothing said from Karen now Ian is Albie’s step father? No comment from L. In old EastEnders you would have people questioning and laughing at how ludicrous it all was. As an aside do we think they have DTD? Why have we not had scenes of Sharon avoiding Ian in the bedroom department?, or going through with it with a look of disgust on her face to let the viewers know it’s a means to an end? So many questions! but it’s all been glossed over and it’s a major storyline in itself, it’s frustrating me.

Yeah it’s just so ridiculous. Everyone would be talking about it. Apart from Kathy- not a single person has acknowledged their marriage.