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Masterchef the Professionals, #4: Me an' Actor heading straight through to the finals.

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/12/2020 21:43

Who will go through to finals week? Will we have to find new favourites? What will they do instead of the Wanky Restaurant Holiday? All will be revealed.

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Pebbledashery · 15/12/2020 21:00

@jay55 it was literally pointless 🤣 but least I ticked a box and can't be told I'm in contempt of Court. Looking forward to finals week eeeek

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2020 21:00

@jay55 hope you've been OK xxx

fourquenelles · 15/12/2020 21:00

Welcome back Pebbles

Settling in with a drink and a dog (or two)

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2020 21:01

I missed you all 💖. Getting comfy with my cuppa now

GrouchyKiwi · 15/12/2020 21:02

Have fun Sunbird!

Welcome back, Pebbles.

Hope Jono fucks off.

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Pebbledashery · 15/12/2020 21:03

Oh whoever said about Jono coming backs to the critics table next year. Could you even imagine!!

littlbrowndog · 15/12/2020 21:03

Jonno has a mean face

ilovesooty · 15/12/2020 21:03

Evening all. Shut up Greggg

littlbrowndog · 15/12/2020 21:03

Hey pebbles.

Halsall · 15/12/2020 21:03

Hello all

What fresh hell will Jonno unleash, I wonder?

ilovesooty · 15/12/2020 21:03

@Pebbledashery

Oh whoever said about Jono coming backs to the critics table next year. Could you even imagine!!
It was me. Horrible thought!
Pebbledashery · 15/12/2020 21:04

waves @littlbrowndog

Wolfcub · 15/12/2020 21:04

Evening all

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/12/2020 21:04

Evening my little chuckleheads. I’ve really pushed the boat out and had a corned beef sammich. I know. Should be on there.
That’s a tough grouping.

Halsall · 15/12/2020 21:05

It's me-on-a-plate time, folks

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2020 21:05

@ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow what haute cuisine you had this evening.

ilovesooty · 15/12/2020 21:05

I don't want to see Jono on a plate.

fourquenelles · 15/12/2020 21:05

Oh I don't know littlbrowndog. Sometimes when caught off guard he looks like he can't believe how lucky he is - like a little boy in a sweetie shop. Sort of a Kanye West public face lol

RomaineCalm · 15/12/2020 21:05

Evening all!

I wonder whether Jono might go for too much of a 'me on a plate twist' here and lose the brief.

GrouchyKiwi · 15/12/2020 21:06

Love a good bouillabaisse.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/12/2020 21:06

Let’s hope johno puts a smattering of ground cockroach or something on his.

theThreeofWeevils · 15/12/2020 21:06

Evening all.

The intro section got my first Fuck Offf Jonno. Unlikely to be my last. I have my aged Ma primed to do the FOGing, too. At a distance. Xmas Smile

Halsall · 15/12/2020 21:06

sooty maybe his head?

JazzyGeoff · 15/12/2020 21:06

Evening all

Ooh could just have me some bouillabaisse right now

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2020 21:06

Sure Jono will find some foraged seaweed from somewhere.

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