Masterchef The Professionals, #3: These threads last longer than 20 minutes.

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@ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow 🤣🤣

@SchadenfreudePersonified

I think whoever it was who disappeared must have just grabbed Gregggg by the front of his shirt and tried to force his head into the sous vide.

They sent the wrong one home . . .

Shame he didn't hold it under for 10 minutes.

I love their faces when Greggg speaks - contempt, boredom, irritation . . .

Luke is so sweet.

Think Bart got Luke's share of teeth though

There's nothing wrong with gosh and chips, doesn't need bloody modernising.
Still like Luke though.

Well done Luke.

He’s got such small teeth

Offs now am looking at men’s teeth.

Like the way Luke kept to the brief, not like the others who made up a story to match the food they wanted to cook anyway.

@DennisWaterman haha I was just thinking where are Lukes teeth? They are like tictacs.

Aaron's looks lush

Serve that in Sheffield they’d say “oi, wayers rest on’it?”

@DennisWaterman

Jamaar is just not quite the finished article yet.

Another couple of years and he will walk it.

It's going to be quite difficult to pick out the weak ones here. Possibly Jamaar? A pity, and he's so nervous.

He’s off.

Our local fish shop up here used to boast on its window that all fish and chips were fried in beef dripping.

Then healthy eating hit . . .

Jono is such a show off.

This dessert just screams pretentious twat

Wankery at its finest

Hate the way Greg holds a spoon. Jonno looks pissed off with Greg but then aren't we all.

Yes Halsall - it's a strong group.

Winky bastard

It’s an hedgehog innit? Fucking smile when they complement you, you smug get.

Would you really want to tackle that pudding in a restaurant ?

I wish Monica would sock him in the chops for winking at her

Wanker ruins perfectly good pudding by turning it into a health hazard.