Masterchef The Professionals, Thread 2: No bone marrow here, chef.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Quickly whacking this up.

Rees is doing quite well

I like this guy. He takes himself a bit seriously, but I'm liking seeing him work it all out.

Deep fried clitorii

Oh dear. Its not going well is it.

Thin thin thin

If you were baldy prick's partner you'd have it for every meal

Eat it? - I'd bath in it!

Dennis 🤣

@DennisWaterman😂😂😂 as if I couldn't be put off mussels more.

I do like that blue plate

Shows promise but cocked it up a bit.

@DennisWaterman

Deep fried clitorii

I knew they reminded me of something

@SchadenfreudePersonified 😂😂😂😂😂😂 screaming 😂😂

@SchadenfreudePersonified

If you were baldy prick's partner you'd have it for every meal

Eat it? - I'd bath in it!

I don't want to hear Gregg talk about the mussels now I'm thinking of them looking like fanny bits 🙉🙈

Oh god a private chef

Fuck what is that

Jeeesus, good thing we aren’t doing a drinking game tonight, we’d be legless if the chosen word was “LOVERLY!”
Bloody hell imagine having your own private chef.

I'm not sure private chefs have a great track record on MC

Blimey, all that money and they don't have any plates!

Private chefs are so poncy

Dear Bart: please come and cook me some krokette.

I want to make foraging wanker this years bus wanker 😁😁😁

God I hate mussels

Monica is full of encouragement isn't she?

Gregggg is an *rsehole - but we all knew that.

If I went on a date and he told me he was a forager.. That's a deal breaker for me.