Masterchef The Professionals, Thread 2: No bone marrow here, chef.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Quickly whacking this up.

@Halsall

And yet again, the second task is massively more complex than the first

We've just said the same. I know it's not possible to have exactly the same task but sometimes the difference seems huge.

I wish I could eat muscles... Last time I had shellfish my face exploded 😭😭😭

“I guess I was cooking for a lumberjack”

(Not a podgy little greengrocer)

Good shading , I think I like this woman. Even though she claimed to forage for organic beef, well not really,but I took it that way.

bigfat also I guess to let us see some recipe and techniques - while I won't be making this, I have learned how to make a better rosti!

I can't believe Greg just dared to ooo at Monica

Fuck off Greggg with your oooos. Fuck right off.

@HMSSophie

I bet she knows jonno. Or at least bumped into him reaching for the same wood ant

Aioli is a sure fire way to ensure your partner never kisses you... Ever.

Wow that is going to be very, very garlicky

I once made tempura prawns on a cookery school day. We then had them for weeks and weeks afterwards. Might have to dig out my book!

[quote Pebbledashery]@ilovesooty 😂😂😂 how many times do they have to tell him the bald stupid bastard[/quote]
Exactly.

Ooo did we all see this? Sorry it’s a Twitter link.

twitter.com/bbciplayer/status/1331913831950520321?s=21

As if I couldn't dislike Gregg anymore.. Now I can picture him smelling of garlic 😭

SHe's left the skin on her garlic!

I always peel the skin off my garlic.

Is there not a room they could send Gregggg to, to think about what he's done? I've been here 30 seconds and I'm sick of the bugger!

After that ooo if I'd been Monica I would have squirted the lemon in his eye or tasered him

Imagine coming out of a test, sweating with the stress of making tempura mussels with smoked garlic aioli in less than 20 minutes and finding out a fellow competitor had to make bacon, egg and fried potato

Nice to see the judges looking more relaxed I think.

Ohwhatfuckery - I hadn't seen that one.

Did we ever get to the bottom of the missing/edited contestant?

@Pebbledashery

Aioli is a sure fire way to ensure your partner never kisses you... Ever.

If you were baldy prick's partner you'd have it for every meal.

@DennisWaterman 😂😂 haha imagine.

Fuckery

LOL!

@ilovesooty 😂😂😂😂 this thread is making me die tonight haha

@Pebbledashery

As if I couldn't dislike Gregg anymore.. Now I can picture him smelling of garlic 😭

Urgghhhh.

Yeah Dennis 😂😂

OhWhat good grief. The comments are gratifyingly similar to our sentiments on here, I'm pleased to see.

DONT LOOK UP AND AWAY CHATTING WHEN RAPIDLY SLICING STUFF WITH A MACHETE REES