Masterchef The Professionals, Thread 2: No bone marrow here, chef.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Quickly whacking this up.

@HMSSophie 😂😂😂😂

I want that rosti flipper.

Ofgs. She is tiresome bore

Her voice is sending me to sleep

Glad I missed him.
Oh ffs, whacky forager. Begonia sap indeed.

MonMon is so cute when it's a lady chef.

Forget the food, Marcus is seriously gorgeous. His new thinner look and long hair really suit him. And the way his eyes crinkle when he smiles.....

Bless Carla and her tuberous begonias

I actually heart Monica so much. I wish we were friends.

It is a bit worrying that masterchef-standard chefs cannot fry a couple of rashers of bacon

Join the queue Pimlico, join the queue

Her rosti looks like a sad pancake.

Me too pebble she's a fine person

Good advice Monica

Mon likes her.

Much easier than the filleting a random fish and then making an unknown sauce.

Yes quite. But in the past they have messed up the simple task.

I'd like this dish too please, Mon.

20 minutes you tosser.

And yet again, the second task is massively more complex than the first

Monica likes big muscles

@TheDogsMother

Ooh a frilly egg. Marcus won't like that

I like a frilly egg!

I've just got here - I was watching the Crown . . .

@HMSSophie

It is a bit worrying that masterchef-standard chefs cannot fry a couple of rashers of bacon

I think the real purpose of the skills test is to try and get rid of nerves before the real start.

@ilovesooty 😂😂😂 how many times do they have to tell him the bald stupid bastard

And true to form - a simple dish that they have made a mess of!

Gosh really mixing it up with this new 20 minute deadline 🙄