Masterchef The Professionals, Thread 2: No bone marrow here, chef.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Quickly whacking this up.

Too thick

Poor Monica out the back like the naughty school kid. Whilst the green grocer sits out front playing pretend connoisseur

Burned brunch with underdone rösti

Ooh a frilly egg. Marcus won't like that

Mmm bacon cardboard. Delicious.

I quite like my bacon like that

Bacon looks like crisps

And I LIKE my bacon crispy

That bacon had its day.

No. That is not how it is done. Even I know that.

Soggy spuds and brittle bacon

It's basically frazzles crisps on top of that 😂

Frazzles. Yep.

Lol it is

I think Otis might be a bit cocky

Otis is annoying, I've decided.

Urgh a forager. Ffs

It's time we had a female chef do well - there seem to be so few of them this series.

Mull is one of my favourite places. If it was in the Caribbean it would be a very heaven

I'm all excited it's a woman and then she lets me down with the foraging scissors.

Great minds Halsall

@Halsall

Otis is annoying, I've decided.

Definitely. Mindful chef.

I bet she knows jonno. Or at least bumped into him reaching for the same wood ant

Why would you want to forage food ffs. I wouldn't eat anything that a dog could've potentially done its business near.

Admit it how many of you thought "BIG pants" at that pronouncement.....