Masterchef The Professionals, Thread 2: No bone marrow here, chef.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Quickly whacking this up.

Evening.
I'm worried about grated fingers already.

Checking in

Thanks, Romaine

Taken a scunner to every one of them in the intro bit.

Evening everyone. waves

Halsall. Here's hoping there's a minimum of the Thumb on tonight.

Marcus hair on his arms go into plaits.

Ohhh rosti.. Delicious.

Here we go........

I just want Marcus to say "It's always 20 minutes. Stop asking me you tedious prick."

At the side. Is it a sign of intense sexiness?

How much butter. Mmmmmm

That egg is far too overdone for me. Its basically an embryo.

That's a LOT of tomatoes

That rösti is a thing of beauty.

Thanks Grouchy - what a lovely lot you Mastercheffians are

Blooming ek. Yes please. Don't think it's Slimming World tho

Under done even 😂

I think Marcus has a hangover and needs a fryup.

Posh fry up. Where is the fried bread though 🤔

Marcus is wearing his patient face

Evening everyone !

Otis, you big show-off. One-handed egg-cracking. Try that in front of Marcus, I dare you.

I reckon we could have a go at this one. Much easier than the filleting a random fish and then making an unknown sauce.

"Being in the moment" . Oh fuck off. It's cooking not mindfulness.

That was mad, squeezing the egg and butter with the potato. I would not like this man to make me this for brunch.