Masterchef The Professionals, Thread 2: No bone marrow here, chef.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Quickly whacking this up.

Was that another french accent?

See you all on Tuesday

Shame about M Biskweet having to go home.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Was that another french accent?

dares to hope 🤞

Why the heck is Greggggggg never voted out and dismissed from the kitchen ?

Just WHY?

You’d miss him. C’mon admit it. He is the pantomime villain in all this...

Nope! I wouldn't - he makes my physically sick the way he shovels food into his maw (boak), and pretends he knows what he's talking about.

Abanazer never makes me want to vomit.

I suppose I quite like to see the utter contempt in the professional chefs' eyes when he makes some fatuous comment - especially when it's immediately contradicted by Marcus and Monica, who must have to fight to stop their eyes rolling too far back in their heads.

The number of theories on twitter regarding fourthchefgate that involve Greggggg and bodily harm, in a blatantly wishful way, are rather telling. Its such a huge consensus the whole production team and Greggggg must be fully aware 😳

I think Greggggg loves being loathed Clicky - it's a power thing with him. If he had the chance he'd be a despot - I really think he has the mindset os a Stalin or a Franco or a Ceaucescu , and the only thing that keeps people alive is that he hasn't got an army behind him. He really seems to like rubbing people's noses in the fact that he's got money and had a number of Very Young Wives, and can publicly humiliate people and there's nothing they can do about it.

He gets his rocks off on it.

And of course, we play into his fantasy by shouting "Eff Off" at every opportunity. Must. . . control . . . keyboard . . . abuse . . .

Didn’t he marry one of the ex contestants - Natalie?

If ever I feel my visceral hatred of Gregg Wallace begin to wane, I remind myself of his restaurant and business experience, and that does the trick:
www.standard.co.uk/go/london/restaurants/greggs-table-at-the-bermondsey-square-hotel-review-7499383.html
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2010/feb/13/wallace-and-co-restaurant-review
www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/documents-reveal-masterchef-stars-money-5161/

I’m just mesmerised by Marcus’ hair. It’s like Lego hair - it doesn’t move. It’s very nice though.

@ThatIsNotMyUsername

I’m just mesmerised by Marcus’ hair. It’s like Lego hair - it doesn’t move. It’s very nice though.

Yeah I was watching that last night, him and Monika. I saw a meme the other day of the pair of them and it about battle of the mullets basically. Side on they both have one. So I could not stop looking at it. 😂

[quote OrrAppleCheeks]If ever I feel my visceral hatred of Gregg Wallace begin to wane, I remind myself of his restaurant and business experience, and that does the trick:
www.standard.co.uk/go/london/restaurants/greggs-table-at-the-bermondsey-square-hotel-review-7499383.html
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2010/feb/13/wallace-and-co-restaurant-review
www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/documents-reveal-masterchef-stars-money-5161/[/quote]
That has warmed my cockles AppleCheeks

Monica’s hair colour changes between scenes so you can see when things were filmed. I wish she’d go back to black - I preferred it!

Am I the only one who thinks that Guillaume looks like Callum from Eastenders but without hair?

For Henderson's relish fans, I find that the firm's own site does mail order. In addition it sells Hendo merchandise like bags, key rings and cufflinks.

@Peregrina

For Henderson's relish fans, I find that the firm's own site does mail order. In addition it sells Hendo merchandise like bags, key rings and cufflinks.

On it!

Evening all. have had an action-packed 24 hours in this rural idyll, not only have sheep been moved into the adjacent field (yes! Something new to look at!) but we had a police helicopter with searchlights rather intrusively overhead in the middle of the night which is rather unprecedented. possibly hunting for Gregggs redeeming feature
Anyhoo hope this evening is a charming and relaxing escape, by which I mean four entire contestants and Monica and Marcus looking chirpier, as I simply don't think I can manage any more excitement. See you later 👍

Will be late joining tonight as the only slot I could get for a food delivery is between 8 and 9 and I have a massive amount of unpacking to do. Shout at Gregggg for me.

Evening all

Evening all. I've had a stressful and difficult day so I'm hoping this will be a distraction.

Evening all! Sorry you've had a tough day Halsall.

Hello all. Looking forward to learning how to cook rosti

Evening my lovelies.

I'd quite like someone to make this for me for brunch.

Ooh. Surprising. They get 20 mins!