Masterchef The Professionals, Thread 2: No bone marrow here, chef.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Quickly whacking this up.

I like this chef already. Extra points for throwing shade at Greg

@GuillermoVanHelsing 😂😂😂😂😂 That made me laugh out loud haha

How do none of them throttle Gregggg?

He's such a patronising tw*t!

@Reedwarbler

I was always taught to soak kidneys in milk for a few hours to remove the pissy taste!

Any food which you're advised to soak in something to remove the pissy taste is not a food that will be eaten by moi.

This chef is my new favourite after dissing Gregg like that.

Loved that he ignored Gregg!

Gregg? Gregg who?

I like this guy.

I've always rather mourned being heterosexual but honestly Monica is so bloody lovely - she's beautiful and kind and expert. Plus a lovely accent. Plus she can cook.

And what do I get? Some bloke who farts in bed and puts the cats dishes in the sink "to soak".

Can they put Gregg in the oven and serve him with a madeira sauce??

He’s coolthis guy

Late again. Love how this chef failed to name check Gregg

fourq Maybe there's mileage after all in a startup offering lettebox deliveries of pork chop + kidney

@HMSSophie oh dear god that made me cry 😂😂
Monica is definitely my woman crush too.

I like his better than Monica's!

(Hi everyone)

@fourquenelles

SchadenfreudePersonified direct access to Heaven in my book - do not pass Go etc. There will be a lot of us there

I bang on about this a lot but the day the Elf and Safety police said that butchers couldn't sell pork chops with the kidney attached was a very sad day for me indeed.

Same here - that was my little treat.

I've actually met Gregg while filming his factory show. He was lovely.

Just kidding, total cock

Oh fuck of greg with your decent start

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG underdone you knob. No-one cares what you think. and breath

Thursdays episode = no Gregg 🎉🎉

Halsall I'd order weekly!

Cherry 4 ways fml.

Gregg close yer chuffin mouth

Gregg they are professionals, cooking isn't their hobby.

Greggg shows he knows how many fingers make four.

I can show him using two on each hand.

AND the kicker is that they cost a modest £1 each, fourq

This lot are much more promising compared to yesterday. Sorry if it's been discussed before but any clues as to why yesterday's had one of the contestants edited out ?

Fuuuuuck off Greg