Masterchef The Professionals, Thread 2: No bone marrow here, chef.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Quickly whacking this up.

Gregg must feel so lucky every single day. The bloke selling fruit and veg off the market suddenly a wannabe food connoisseur

Two chefs doing sweetbreads? Nooooo.

Oh dear. Greg that face is going to haunt my nighttime

THUD Halsall I'd be having them everyday for breakfast

Wrestler eh? I don't know what to say other than smash the speaking cock into the floor please.

@HMSSophie

Oh dear. Greg that face is going to haunt my nighttime

I was making myself a coffee and missed it. Thank god.

Isn't new father and part-time wrestler chef doing cherries for dessert too? That's awkward.

I love ginger cake and ginger bread

DP used to be in n the navy, kidneys on toast known as shit on a raft.

Shit on a raft

Love me a bit of ginger cake.

@jay55

I love ginger cake and ginger bread

Me too. But I cannot stand stem ginger at all. Odd.

Joe has borrowed one of Greggs toupees.

@Flatpackback

DP used to be in n the navy, kidneys on toast known as shit on a raft.

Great description.

Still just random wild speculation DogsMother

They make it look so easy.

I love halibut . . .

Oh Greggs going to talk about unrendered fat in a minute, bet you a fiver.

Good job, wrestling dad

Oh shut up Gregg best roast potatoes you've ever tasted. Can't even be sincere.

Oh but......maggots 😱

The maggot truck is reversing into the loading bay...

It's nice to watch live, I usually have to watch Masterchef on catch up!

I'm not even joking about the total cock comment. Gregg was the only 'celebrity' ever to visit site that was universally hated.

Didn't function until he'd had his "berocca".

Put the shop floor workers at ease by telling them 'I'm just like you. The only difference between us is 10 million'

Inexplicably asked every woman he encountered how old she was. My lovely colleague will forever be honoured in our company for replying 'four years older than you- same age as your mother in law I think?'

His production team hated him as well, and didn't try too hard to hide it.

@Pebbledashery

Can they put Gregg in the oven and serve him with a madeira sauce??

No, that would be a total waste of Madeira sauce.

Just leave Greg in the oven, no need to switch it on, but push this half ton weight next to the door........

I think that pudding looks awful.

Cherries in the gym, didn't we have strawberries in the gym yesterday?

Haha I thought they were maggots too but they are actually just rice crispies.