EASTENDERS 44 !!!! no SPOILERS - that means none. Never. Ever !!!!

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So another thread

Will they show lockdown again on ee ? Or least discuss it /add extra scenes

Their Christmas storylines may be under threat

Poor honey and yes surely they would have taken bloods off her

Why wouldn’t jay want honey to report it

Suki - mean motherfucker - literally - how a mum could do that to her son

Sonjas car - obv wouidnt be allowed to keep it

Chantelle - hope gray is found to be a murderer soon

Need to see more of baby Albie

Will phil get hold of toddler Raymond

Kush gambling is obv out of control

Bobbies ocd

Anything else I have forgotten ?

I have the feeling that tonight's episode is going to be a disappointment.

@SoupDragon we could almost consider that a spoiler it's so likely to be true!

Well considering we’re all expecting a naked, undead policeman with hints of hyperthermia I think disappointment is probably an understatement

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I'm giving up on EE ( I know I've said it before) but seeing a scantily dressed Linda lunging at her husbands bits is the final straw! Do they need to do this? Really ?
Then showing up across the road to her husband to shag Max?
God , it's getting worse by the episode lately!

I was completely gutted she slept with max. I'm sick on noone on a soap being able to be faithful.

Was that canned laughter? When they were auditioning the santas?

Linda said ' I'm a good mum' then went over to sleep with a man who was her arch enemy a few years back!
Only on EE eh?

The problem is Linda has no friends.

In real life she’d lift the phone to a mate and say “I’m coming over, get the wine ready” and they’d have a good rant about mock and put the world to rites.

No, they don't have friends on EE much do they? It's true.

It’s become so far removed from what EE used to be. People only have friends or interactions with people if it’s of consequence to the storyline. There’s no normal conversations anymore. Back in the day Pauline used to sit and have a cuppa with Kathy and they’d talk about Arthur or Martin or Phil or whatever. The conversation wasn’t dramatic or revealing or angry or whatever. It was just normal conversation. Same with bianca and Tiffany. Loads of snippets of them just being friends. No-one had friends on the square now unless it’s leading to a storyline.

Sharon and L were friends once but now they seem distant.
Plus L was ' bursting her bubble' there seeing Max! No SD or mask wearing going on at all :) she has no shame !

I did wonder about the social distancing!

Linda the ' super covid spreader' of Albert square.
I love how Max was sitting about waiting for her to rock up!
So realistic ' not !

Well disappointing indeed.
The best thing was Kim’s ‘bay watch not crime watch’ comment to Stuart

The Linda that we’ve watched for years would never go off with Max like that - she would be fighting to find out what was wrong with Mick not swanning off for a bunk up with the local man tart.

Stuart & Rainie seem to have recovered well from the shock of the policeman’s return to the land of the living

Max must be riddled with STDs.

There's still a chance Linda will back out at the last minute I guess. None of it makes any sense whatsoever.

The best thing was Kim’s ‘bay watch not crime watch’ comment to Stuart

Agreed! I loved that. Rainie looked ready to kill Kim!

@nancy75

Actually, now you say it, no I don’t suppose they do put the coffin in a fridge. So the policeman’s resurrection must have happened after Stuart had put him in the fridge & then taken him out of the fridge & put him in the coffin?

So we could say it was not so much a resurrection - more of a defrosting?

Clearly irl coffins don't go in fridges. But in this case it was two weeks since the attack - so Stuart had had the "body" for two weeks. If the man's been in the fridge for two weeks he can't have resurrected after he was transferred to a coffin. But if wasn't in a fridge but was in a coffin, he would have started to stink. So presumably in this case, they have special fridges in Walford where they can fit whole coffins in!

And how stupid are Lanky and Stretchy (or whatever they're called) if they can't tell the difference between an empty coffin and an occupied one when they load it into a hearse?

EastEnders used to have really good attention to detail, but there days they just ignore plot holes (Max not just paying the money back and now this).

@nancy75

Well considering we’re all expecting a naked, undead policeman with hints of hyperthermia I think disappointment is probably an understatement

Oh this would have been great!

I have to say if I was Linda, I’d leave Mick too. There is only so much misery someone can put up with.

The Santa thing was bizarre. They were auditioning to dress up as Santa to give out gifts to homeless kids in the community centre??? Isn’t that something you’d usually rope in anyone who was an involved member of the community/plea with a volunteer to help you out. Is Watford some parallel universe where people try to win the ‘job’?

How many times can we listen to Katie say the same old thing. When she was speaking this evening, I was wondering if she changed her too before they repeated her arriving into the flat again. That’s when you know they have lost the viewers really.

Tina is irritating too. Whether she likes Grey or not, she was homeless and he agreed to let her live in his house when everybody else has had enough of her. Was Tosh violent? I remember Tosh’s name but not the storyline. Is that why Tina is there is to ‘recognise’ the signs of a violent person? Seeing as half the square were/are violent I don’t see how she will recognise it in Grey tbh.
Are we to believe Suki never continued watching the cctv after Ben was in it? The police would have watched it through - presumably.

Coffins are usually closed from the outside with clasps and bodies are heavy. Stewart didn’t notice the coffin was light when he was moving it to the hearse? The policeman walked out naked and went back to work for his disciplinary hearing?
I don’t want the bin storylines back but EE has lost its way completely.
The only thing I’m interested in is the new dynamic between Phil and Suki and their fight to be king or queen of Walford.

I was also very disappointed with Linda, I was hoping she'd go to see Sharon but like a pp said, those two are distant now.

Max sat there listening to music, it was very predictable she was going to knock on his door. Where were the kids, he said no one was in? (Am I right in thinking jack and Amy live there too? We haven't t seen baby Abbie for a bit either) Anyway,what was the song he was listening to as I actually quite like it??!!

And the copper isn't dead, or dead dead, he's........deadfrosted!

what was the song he was listening to as I actually quite like it?

Strong by London Grammar.

I don't think Rainie and Stuart put the coffin in the hearse as they called for the assistants to take it back out again. I suppose they didn't like to ask. Or perhaps it isn't unusual for Walford.