EASTENDERS 44 !!!! no SPOILERS - that means none. Never. Ever !!!!

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So another thread

Will they show lockdown again on ee ? Or least discuss it /add extra scenes

Their Christmas storylines may be under threat

Poor honey and yes surely they would have taken bloods off her

Why wouldn’t jay want honey to report it

Suki - mean motherfucker - literally - how a mum could do that to her son

Sonjas car - obv wouidnt be allowed to keep it

Chantelle - hope gray is found to be a murderer soon

Need to see more of baby Albie

Will phil get hold of toddler Raymond

Kush gambling is obv out of control

Bobbies ocd

Anything else I have forgotten ?

Coffins dont go into the fridges 😬
I think Stuart put him into a coffin but he did say in the fridge when he told Rainie so its a bit mixed up

Oh Fats
My favourite

Actually, now you say it, no I don’t suppose they do put the coffin in a fridge.
So the policeman’s resurrection must have happened after Stuart had put him in the fridge & then taken him out of the fridge & put him in the coffin?

So we could say it was not so much a resurrection - more of a defrosting?

@nancy75

Actually, now you say it, no I don’t suppose they do put the coffin in a fridge. So the policeman’s resurrection must have happened after Stuart had put him in the fridge & then taken him out of the fridge & put him in the coffin?

So we could say it was not so much a resurrection - more of a defrosting?

A defrosting ! Love this.

So we have the dead, the not-so-dead, the resurrected and the defrosted. Plus the dead/not dead/dead/probably dying/absolutely fine characters like Ian.

So the policeman Stuart hit etc is walking around at work all ok? Didn't bother to find out what went on? .. hmm

Excellent! The policeman wasn't dead dead, just dead! This old chestnut again

@iknowimcoming

Excellent! The policeman wasn't dead dead, just dead! This old chestnut again

It all makes the carry on films look like documentaries.....🤨

@willsantausesantatize

So the policeman Stuart hit etc is walking around at work all ok? Didn't bother to find out what went on? .. hmm

Walking around at work and, crucially, hasn't mentioned to anyone that he woke up with a headache in a coffin/fridge full of dead people.

(And by "dead people" I mean "possibly dead", obviously)

Maybe it's just ' normal' for this particular policeman? Hey ho, was in a fridge in a funeral parlour but that's all ok! Like you would.
Maybe he has amnesia?

Carry on up the Funeral home!
Maybe it's a homage to Dame Barbara Windsor.
Thinly veiled !

Is it meant to be a comedy & we just haven’t realised?

@nancy75

Is it meant to be a comedy & we just haven’t realised?

It's possible Nancy.. the way it's going on EE anything is these days!

Even if the policeman had amnesia surely he’d have realised waking up in either a coffin or an undertakers fridge wasn’t part of his usual routine? I mean I’m not the most perceptive of people but if I woke up in the local funeral home I think I’d notice it wasn’t my bedroom

They clearly don't live normal lives these Walford police. It's all part of a days work for them clearly! 😃

And if I did wake up in a coffin I don’t think I’d take the time to replace the lid once I’d climbed out!

@nancy75

Even if the policeman had amnesia surely he’d have realised waking up in either a coffin or an undertakers fridge wasn’t part of his usual routine? I mean I’m not the most perceptive of people but if I woke up in the local funeral home I think I’d notice it wasn’t my bedroom

Maybe it is part of his usual routine.

SoupDragon that could be an interesting plot twist - Stuart didn’t kill him because he was already (un)dead!

They do tend to come back from the dead rather a lot in Walford , so obviously the policeman wasn't too bothered by any of these things as he knew it would be fine?
I like the idea his one of the ' undead' though! That would be a good twist. Bit different

Stuart might have dreamed all this? He is a bit unhinged at the best of times.
Or maybe he hit someone else instead ?
Who knows?

We haven’t seen Policeman for a while .....

But yes couldn’t get out of fridge /coffin
Not seen or heard

Tho they don’t seem to lock the funeral parlour as everyone walks in

The ones I know lock their doors and have to ring to go in

I’ve just had a thought, didn’t Stuart say he’d burnt the policeman’s clothes? We did see him burning something?
So not only did the policeman wake up in a coffin & leave after tidying up but he was also undressed when he made his exit?

So a possible amnesiac naked policeman was wandering around the square unnoticed and freezing cold!
Seems very fishy doesn't it?

@nancy75

Actually, now you say it, no I don’t suppose they do put the coffin in a fridge. So the policeman’s resurrection must have happened after Stuart had put him in the fridge & then taken him out of the fridge & put him in the coffin?

So we could say it was not so much a resurrection - more of a defrosting?

I think I know what’s happened. Stuart has mixed up his meat. He’s put his turkey in the coffin fridge and the naked policeman is currently defrosting on their draining board.