EASTENDERS 44 !!!! no SPOILERS - that means none. Never. Ever !!!!

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So another thread

Will they show lockdown again on ee ? Or least discuss it /add extra scenes

Their Christmas storylines may be under threat

Poor honey and yes surely they would have taken bloods off her

Why wouldn’t jay want honey to report it

Suki - mean motherfucker - literally - how a mum could do that to her son

Sonjas car - obv wouidnt be allowed to keep it

Chantelle - hope gray is found to be a murderer soon

Need to see more of baby Albie

Will phil get hold of toddler Raymond

Kush gambling is obv out of control

Bobbies ocd

Anything else I have forgotten ?

Stu and Raine are going a bit Natural Born Killers then. Yawn. Think it's a shame, like the characters better when they aren't fucking up. Really unrealistic and random too. Thought soaps were meant to have some realism in, but these storylines are bonkers lately.

Whats irritating me with the Mick/Linda thing, is that she's being so cruel about it.. its like the writers forget that he just babied her through 18 months of alcoholism and neglect of Olly, but she can't put up with a couple of months of his moody brooding without falling into max's arms?

Someone online said that the latest Stuart / Rainie storyline must have been written by Quentin Tarantino! Made me laugh.

They must be planning to write Stuart out - he has got away with one murder(supposedly) but you surely can't get away with murdering a policeman.

No, they will throw the book at Stuart for this if they find out .. Not that his too worried it seems!

So is the policeman dead or what?

This Mick stuff is dragging in too long , I’m bored of him now

This is like Vincent’s big boobed mum all over again.
Once again the dead have risen in Albert square!

The writers seem to be getting confused though, isn’t Easter the season of coming back to life?

The 'dead 'do tend to come back to life a lot on EE.
Suki is so hard .. she is a tough cookie.

I’m living the Sulky and Philth face off!

She’s got ovaries of steel!

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@Smallsteps88

I’m living the Sulky and Philth face off!

She’s got ovaries of steel!

I thought they were going to kiss...! I wouldn't be surprised with the way EE is going....

Ewww!! Imagery I didn’t need.

Where the hell are Kim’s children while she’s out drinking etc? And surely she’d want a proper Christmas for them.

@lazymum99

Where the hell are Kim’s children while she’s out drinking etc? And surely she’d want a proper Christmas for them.

Her children are in the cupboard! Must be as nobody is caring for them :( Surely Kim would want a nice Christmas for them and not drunk with Patrick all day? What kind of mum is she ? 😃

I'm bored of Mick too Nancy. His constipated face, his shouting and general misery is getting me down too.
I fear for Teen now she's cottoned on about nasty Gray too..
I think it could be a dark time for her.
What was in the parcel that mick threw around? Did Shirley say what it was? I missed it if she did.

I think she bought Mick a new waistcoat.

He is being really nasty to Shirl. It’s completely uncalled for.

It was a very big box for a waistcoat!

So, Callum's boss is supposed to have got out of a coffin, out of the fridge, out of the funeral parlour, warmed himself up, and gone to his disciplinary hearing without letting anyone know he'd be put in a fridge and left for dead!?!?

The Square is an amazing place for resurrections, remember Vincent’s mum and the basement? And bloody Alfie dying and then kidnapping a baby at Xmas?

"If you wanted a game of rounders you should have just said😂😂😂"

She's a bitch but I love Suki.

It was a very big box for a waistcoat!

Ah, but it was a fancy waistcoat.

So, Callum's boss is supposed to have got out of a coffin, out of the fridge, out of the funeral parlour, warmed himself up, and gone to his disciplinary hearing without letting anyone know he'd be put in a fridge and left for dead!?!?

Indeed.

How were they going to cremate him anyway? I assumed there would be a sneaky "double" but he was (supposedly) the only one in the coffin. You can't just cremate someone!

If the coffin was in the fridge how would he have got the lid off the coffin to be able to get out?
Surely the shelves in a coffin fridge don’t have much clearance between the top of the coffin & the next shelf?
Can you open fridge doors from the inside?
Maybe Stuart imagined it all

Of course you can get out of a coffin in the undertaker's freezer and out of the freezer. Especially in resurrection central, Albert Square - they have to make sure the not-so-dead can get out if needed.

This gives me high hopes for both FatBoy and Vincent though!

Ah yes, maybe they have special H&S rules in the square, taking into account the needs of the dead, the undead & the resurrected.

I’d love Vincent & Fatboy to come back.
Kim & Vincent were great as a couple