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Sixy Tixting and Why I'm Still Single at Fifty: Rancid Trolls and Crappy Rapping, Skateboarding Sex Pests and Boys' Night Banter - How They Revived the Badger Badges Industry Worldwide . . .

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/09/2020 12:56

This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

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happinessischocolate · 19/09/2020 12:58

@Italiangreyhound

Do people think Ash changed her mind.
Not for any logical reason no, but when he got to the bit saying that he didn't wish to continue she looked really pissed off. Not surprised that he'd changed his mind, just angry.

I hate Troy more than I hate TF, he said that he tried and that he gave it his all, but he didn't, he didn't attempt to get to know Ashley at all, he just spent 2 months trying to have sex with her, and would have been bragging on TV if he'd succeeded.

BloggersBlog · 19/09/2020 16:08

Verdita, you are granted full permission 😂😂

WitchesNStuff · 19/09/2020 20:51

@ellenanora5 you have to watch series 6, its so worth it . . .

awaynboilyurheid · 19/09/2020 22:41

Thank goodness Ash didn’t listen to the not so great advice of her sister, couldn’t she see how miserable she was and that Troy annoyed her? Troy will need to find someone who is extremely patient ( elderly) and understanding of all his many hair obsession, horrible laughing, pawing and touching constantly quirks.

Was v nervous for a John so glad he opened up about his feelings was thinking he had left it too late, hope he can see that finding the lovely Melissa is worth a two hour drive !
I really like Telv and was glad Sarah’s brothers tried to take his side, I still worry over her possessiveness with him and expecting him to jump when she says it and move, but I hope they can make a go of it as they are a lovely couple.
Looking forward to seeing the meet up Davina really should be in panto I just want to shout boooo every time I see her face!

Verdita73 · 20/09/2020 13:44

@BloggersBlog

Verdita, you are granted full permission 😂😂
Thanks ! Grin
VinylDetective · 20/09/2020 19:47

[quote WitchesNStuff]@ellenanora5 you have to watch series 6, its so worth it . . .[/quote]
It so is. So is series 7.

Eaumyword · 20/09/2020 20:16

Mr Eau and I are exhausted from S4 and S5 watching. However, he did ask when S6 was airing, so I think there's definitely stamina there for more. It's so funny how addicted he's got too!
I asked him who he'd hope to be paired with. He said Carly, with Charlene a close second (without her big cackly laugh though.)

MissMarplesHandbag · 20/09/2020 20:29

Do we know if E4 are showing series 6?

VinylDetective · 20/09/2020 20:33

Series 6 and 7 for your delight and delectation @MissMarplesHandbag

shvideos.net/2020/04/04/mafs-au-s6/

WitchesNStuff · 20/09/2020 21:06

Vinyl - I have just finished S7 tonight, DS was hooked too. S6 my favourite i think. I can't wait to read the S6 thread when everyone catches up!

VinylDetective · 20/09/2020 21:14

S6 was excellent. I wanted one of the brides to be my friend - can you guess which one @WitchesNStuff?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2020 21:16

@Eaumyword

Mr Eau and I are exhausted from S4 and S5 watching. However, he did ask when S6 was airing, so I think there's definitely stamina there for more. It's so funny how addicted he's got too! I asked him who he'd hope to be paired with. He said Carly, with Charlene a close second (without her big cackly laugh though.)
Oooh! I've just asked Mr Schaden who he would have liked, and he (obviously he would have had to have his arm twisted to leave me) would have liked to be paired with Sarah.

For me - it would have to be Ryan

Troy - I would have stabbed Troy within a week

Thumbface - castrated

John - tea towel over his head to stop him laughing

Patrick - he's lovely but he's a child

Nasser - that little sh*t! I'd have kicked that bugger into touch early doors

Justin - I'd have let him get on with being a "millionaire entrepreneur" and just sat and et all of his ice-cream. When that was gone, so would I be.

Matt - I liked Matt. We'd probably have got on but would have been p*ssed all the time. He likes a drink. And I would probably have joined him (to be polite, obviously)

SeantheVirgin - I would have been the one building a pillow "Hadrian's Wall" to ward off any advances

Fat Sean - he'd have been the one eating a lonely sandwich if he'd taken an attitude with me. And he would have - I am less pretty than Jo though not as good-natured, so wouldn't have put up with his cr*p.

Have I missed anybody?

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WitchesNStuff · 20/09/2020 21:22

@VinylDetective thats a tough one, I'm not sure, I guess it would depend on how much drama you wanted in a best friend Grin

WitchesNStuff · 20/09/2020 21:24

Also I have to admit I openly cried in the last sofa chat and some of the vowel renewals on S6. I do hate to admit that Blush

Telvitlikeitis · 20/09/2020 21:25

Will we all be watching S6 together?
Think it might be on Netflix?
Don't subscribe to Netflix (funny feeling we will be doing soon though)

Telvitlikeitis · 20/09/2020 21:26

Forgot to say I've NC.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2020 21:33

@VinylDetective

S6 was excellent. I wanted one of the brides to be my friend - can you guess which one *@WitchesNStuff*?
I'd like to be friends with Charlene.

No matter what happened, she'd have my back.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2020 21:34

I openly cried in the last sofa chat and some of the vowel renewals

The vowel substitutions make me weep, too . . .Grin

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WitchesNStuff · 20/09/2020 21:36

@SchadenfreudePersonified wait till S6, its really full on. One couple in particular had me sobbing

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2020 21:44

I am a cynical, cold-hearted ole trout, Witches . . .

I hope hope you're right, and I learn to feel emotion (other than a blinding, incandescent rage, like when Thumbface appears on screen) again.

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VinylDetective · 20/09/2020 21:46

You will Schaden. It’s the best series of the lot. I wept a few times.

Sunbird24 · 20/09/2020 21:59

I did get a bit ticked off with season 6 at a couple of points, but stuck with it. It also made me realise the power of a beard... 🤭

Honeyroar · 20/09/2020 22:07

What series have we just watched?

VinylDetective · 20/09/2020 22:07

@Sunbird24

I did get a bit ticked off with season 6 at a couple of points, but stuck with it. It also made me realise the power of a beard... 🤭
Oh God yes. Talk about some beards covering a multitude of sins ...
SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2020 22:15

@Sunbird24

I did get a bit ticked off with season 6 at a couple of points, but stuck with it. It also made me realise the power of a beard... 🤭
Beards?

Beards, you say?

I likes a beard!

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