Big Paul lived with him mum (despite being estate agent) the Missionary he kisses on lips.
Met Sam, decided to Cocklodge, gets her up the duff, split the business she had with Mum and sister and takes over.
Sells her house, why? They then meander through random counties fudging over whether rented.
Anyone remember birth of Paul? He insisted on home birth (First child - ffs) and "I don't want you have any pain killers". She was great - whilst he went off for many a kip and mother fed him from her tit). He wasn't happy with emergency rush to hospital.
Next child, it was all about little Paul being presented with gift of little sister - she was basically ignored ever since apart from when brought out to emulate Sam's childhood dreams; equestrian anyone? Queue toddler being stuck on horse, uncomfortably, bounced around.
This latest series even worse some - lack of self awareness complaining about lack of holidays whilst installing hot tubs and bouncy castles size of Leeds Castle in back garden amazing.