Just because I’m here, doesn’t mean I’m watching anything. Honest.
Eleven couples! Bloody hell!
Okay, I haven’t looked up anything but I predict:-
There will be one guy, Davo*, who calls himself an entrepreneur because he sells stuff on eBay based on his hobby. He’s really propped up by loans from his mum. He spends two hours a day in the gym and has the conversation of a hermit crab, but wants a woman who can spend twenty four hours a day worshipping him, and still manage to have a sculpted body despite being too busy worshipping to go to the gym. He doesn’t care too much about personalities.
He will be paired with Jeanie, based on his ‘desperate need to be cared for’. The experts will say they’ve chosen her because she works in a care home, and has infinite patience. But they’ve really picked her based on her low self esteem and willingness to put up with huge amounts of shit. It will end when he catches her eating a mars bar.
Then there will be the stunningly beautiful woman paired with the average man. You’ll struggle to work out which couple this prediction applies to, because it applies to nine out of the eleven couples.
All Pamela wants is a German Lumberjack, only to be presented with Alf from Queensland who has all his own teeth and no other redeeming features. She’ll turn up to the wedding in lederhosen and be utterly confused by everything at every turn.
Then of course there’ll be Troy who cannot pass by a mirror without pouting. He doesn’t know why women aren’t interested in him, as he couldn’t be more into himself. He will be paired with Annie who at first glance thinks he’s quite the looker, but soon realises that when he gazes into her eyes, it’s only to look at his own reflection.
There’ll be a much older couple. Johnno wants a woman to cook and clean for him. Suzie takes no shit and really just wants to get laid. He ends up cleaning and cooking for her.
Beckie loves the outdoors, she’s a mountain climber and spends her weekends hanging from cliff faces. Oli loves video games and hanging out in bars. They have been paired on the basis that they both said in their interviews that they really like the colour orange. The experts think she will bring him out of his bubble.
No one will have anyone’s backs. Everyone will bag each other out. The journeys will be short and bumpy.
That’s enough for now 
*names may be wrong