Celebrity MasterChef is back 1st July

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@Halsall
@fourqenelles
@Grouchykiwi
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@RomaineCalm
@PotterHead1985
@ShirleyPhyallus
@ilovesooty
@jay55
@TheDogsMother

Sorry if I missed some people out, been racking my brains trying to think of everyone

Anyway 9.00 pm see you all there for the big ham fisted spoon holding and "it's a lovely thing"

OMG they’re putting them straight into a professional kitchen 😳

Professional kitchen

They're letting them in to a restaurant after that? Good job they've all been closed down and had a deep clean since filming.

@jay

They're not hanging about, are they? Pro kitchen already? Sheesh

Does "we have 30 people booked for lunch" roughly translate to "we offered 30 people a free lunch on a Monday whilst we let some vaguely famous people cause chaos in a kitchen".

Octopus. Noooo. You would not get me touching that

I'm in.

Who is the young maaaaan? Not the Thomas one, the other one.

Chicken wings seems a bit easier than octopus

Judy "this place is clean", me and Mammy potter at exactly the same time "should hope so"!!

I'd be mighty pissed off if I ordered chicken wings and got that. More is more for me.

I know it's very bad of me, but that first chef reminds me irresistibly of Harry Enfield's Stavros.

Irish chef seems nice. He'll probably turn into a screaming monster now I've said that.

Miles jinny, from the highly successful, chart topping, top of the hit parade outfit Rak Su.

Checking in. Love Ruby from Death in Paradise but fancy naming your kid Syko

Yayyyy I've just found this thread. Long time ! How are you all ? Is it wrong to admit that I only know two of these celebrities ?

Roasted sprout and ironed lettuce......ooooooookaaaaaay then.....

Barnsey lad has got the short end of the stick here

I roast sprouts so that's fine. But ironed lettuce is

Also he's going on about how difficult it is to cook venison and I'm like no it's not!!!

Sorry Shyko Still pretty bad tho'.

Stop whinging. I got hot oil spat in my good eye the other week ffs. Man up woman

Yes, I'll give you the roasted sprouts, Potter But individually, on a hot plate?

I'd be perfectly happy with a bowl of sprouts thank you!

@halsall tru I do mine in a pan with green beans, smoked bacon, pine nuts and lemon juice and zest

Fuck burnt lettuce leaf 😖😖