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Celebrity MasterChef is back 1st July

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ellenanora5 · 30/06/2020 10:12

@Halsall
@fourqenelles
@Grouchykiwi
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@RomaineCalm
@PotterHead1985
@ShirleyPhyallus
@ilovesooty
@jay55
@TheDogsMother

Sorry if I missed some people out, been racking my brains trying to think of everyone

Anyway 9.00 pm see you all there for the big ham fisted spoon holding and "it's a lovely thing"

Grin Grin

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lettingthedaysgoby · 17/07/2020 20:09

"Buttery biscuit bases"! drinks Wine

ilovesooty · 17/07/2020 20:09

Not cauliflower steak again.

PotterHead1985 · 17/07/2020 20:10

Zooomack?!!?

Halsall · 17/07/2020 20:10

'Zoomack'? Hmm

lettingthedaysgoby · 17/07/2020 20:10

The plumber's here

fourquenelles · 17/07/2020 20:11

JP is looking more like JP here. Must have been the hat!

Halsall · 17/07/2020 20:11

Potter DRINK! WineWine

ilovesooty · 17/07/2020 20:11

Oh dear. Mrs Jonty doesn't know she's getting a virgin posset.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 17/07/2020 20:12

Poss ETTE. Grr, that woman winds me up.
Welsh cakes are a bit stodgy no?
Mango chutney. I could eat from the jar with a spoon.
Zumac. Wtf is zumac you baldy headed buffoon? Sumac perhaps?
Oh no that knob. What’s he wearing?

PotterHead1985 · 17/07/2020 20:13

Uncooked middle. Gah

Halsall · 17/07/2020 20:13

JP looks like he's about to audition for Playschool in those dungarees

ilovesooty · 17/07/2020 20:14

Nice presentation.

fourquenelles · 17/07/2020 20:15

That was very good, I am drooling. Haven't had Welsh cakes for donkeys. My next cheat day I think.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 17/07/2020 20:15

Just pointed out that dd has similar dungarees. She’s not impressed.

lettingthedaysgoby · 17/07/2020 20:16

Are the judges having a 'who can be the most pretentious' competition? Has there been a bet?

ilovesooty · 17/07/2020 20:16

Leesha is in trouble here.

fourquenelles · 17/07/2020 20:16

Bye bye Leesha.

ilovesooty · 17/07/2020 20:17

If that's all about presentation it looks horrible.

PotterHead1985 · 17/07/2020 20:17

Thank god

Halsall · 17/07/2020 20:17

Well, she gave that mash a good tamping down. A career as a road-mender beckons.

fourquenelles · 17/07/2020 20:18

Unusual display there

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 17/07/2020 20:19

That’s looking bleugh. I loves a posset. Those dishes are extra, but can you imagine finding cupboard space for them?

ellenanora5 · 17/07/2020 20:19

Oh dear the dungarees aren't helping John

Sorry had to pause for bit

Mrs JT does my head in

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PotterHead1985 · 17/07/2020 20:20

The possette (I keep thinking Cossette!) looks good

fourquenelles · 17/07/2020 20:20

and how dusty they'd get OhWhat between the 2 times a year I'd use them!