Celebrity MasterChef is back 1st July

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@Halsall
@fourqenelles
@Grouchykiwi
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@RomaineCalm
@PotterHead1985
@ShirleyPhyallus
@ilovesooty
@jay55
@TheDogsMother

Sorry if I missed some people out, been racking my brains trying to think of everyone

Anyway 9.00 pm see you all there for the big ham fisted spoon holding and "it's a lovely thing"

I usually like the wall but probably when it's in the normal version not celebs.

Gregg's loving faces when he looks at John.

Anyone else dreading the boys dish?

I prefer mashed potatoes to be slightly lumpy. They taste more potatoey that way. Also no milk/cream, just a metric fuckton of butter.

I could just eat a bowl of onion rings! 😋😋😋

Then spring onions are a bit big

I thought that, Potter. Weird from John.

Mammy potter: at least phils stock is in the pan!

Ok seriously this lot are friggin DISASTEROUS

@GrouchyKiwi

Evening people.

This is my least favourite round. I like it even less than the profesh kitchen rounds.

Oh but it can be funny. I’m trying johns crispy onion rings.

That poor fish.

At least the blokes' dishes should look equally terrible

Oh Greggggg is much rather watch a Dalmatian eat bone marrow than you eat anything.

I want to eat none of this lot. Especially the liver cos I bet it's over as fuck

This is a disaster

I want to eat none of this lot. Especially the liver cos I bet it's over as fuck

This is all terrifying.

She enjoyed that?!? Sadist

That salsa verde looks like when my cats sick grass up.

Yep. Gick

Phil and Dom are getting on quite well.

Nothing to do with cooking but I am so envious of Sam's glossy hair compared to my frizzy mess with added grey bits.

Waiting for Torvill and Dean to get pissed at that comment

Littlewood is the opposite surname to Biggerstaff, isn't it. (We're reading Harry Potter with our eldest DD and have just met Oliver Wood.)

Bruce McLaren was a Kiwi.