Celebrity MasterChef is back 1st July

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Sorry if I missed some people out, been racking my brains trying to think of everyone

Anyway 9.00 pm see you all there for the big ham fisted spoon holding and "it's a lovely thing"

This lot have struggled the most I have seen in a long time

Some of those pieces of fish Phil Daniels is sending out are tiny. Marooned on those huge plates! I can't believe the pretence that these are paying customers.

Is Baga gonna do a baga?!!?

Is Baga gonna do a baga?!!?

Pineapple chicken is one of my favourite things. Not sure about having it with egg-fried rice, mind you.

She don't look cheap

John pronounces things in such a strange way sometimes.

Hahaha I was right an all. Chips from baga!

My stomach is turning in protest at the look of all these dishes.

That's a lot of caviar

Karen clearly thinks Greg is a twat

Karen clearly thinks Greg is a twat

I love fish and chips, think I'll do that over the weekend.

I'm not overly impressed with tonight's lot, so not bothered who goes

Sauce looks wishywashy

There's no stand out this evening.

I like Karen and Sam and that's it.

This lot are a very odd bunch. None of them stand out.

Fucking baby sweet corn

Mango and fish sauce does not sound appealing, no sirree.

Hmmm Phil might have pulled it out of the bag.

I don't like baby corn cod it's always rock hard

'Kufftas'.....'Summack'

Wot?

I find you a little dense!!!!!

Jesus the pineapples

The noodle place at Westfield does a lovely pineapple fried rice.
I don't think I'll be going for Dom's version.