MasterChef Alert

[MyfanwyMontez]

24th Feb .

@RomaineCalm , don't forget there is now an extra n in Ballontine

Is this to help balance the extra "g's" in Greggggggggggggggggg, Footle?

@Footle

An extra "z" surely?

I hesitate to say this for fear of hate mail but here goes: does anyone else think the Gurning One is very slightly less objectionable this time? Or have I gone peculiar?

I will not dignify that with a response Footle

Just caught up and wanna say:
Teddy is like every man I dated in my mid-20s “I really found myself in Thailand on my gap yuuhhhh, yuh? And now I’m just living in Clapham and here for the bants. Yuh?”
Dev cheeks disturbing
Glad to see it was noted that Euan sounded like he said “penisy” whisky
Helen’s chicken mousse thing was probably the most rank looking 80s dish I’ve ever seen
Hooray for jay being back

They’re all a bit average so far so I prefer the later rounds once they get rid of all the “all my friends say I’m a great cook so here I am making a really average bolognese” contestants

for mammy Potter and so glad to hear you’re on the mend @ellenanora5, what fab news

@SchadenfreudePersonified , I hadn't watched Friday's when I wrote that. I was wrong.

Footle

You are forgiven

We all make mistakes.

Shame Teddy’s gone. He was decent eye candy. 😂

Bloody hell! I've just checked in to get ready for tonight's episode....only to discover that there isn't one and I missed one on Friday! How did that happen? Bugger.

Why are they messing with the scheduling again! Next episode is Thursday

I googled stuffed monkfish after Greg’s face gurning ‘have you ever had stuffed monkfish?’ in incredulous tones because I didn’t think it was that uncommon.

This is the first recipe that came up - now I always thought they basically played round with other people recipes but I was shocked for some reason to see one just copied.
www.greatbritishchefs.com/recipes/stuffed-monkfish-recipe

How are they going to get a quarter final this week?

All caught up now. Most of the dishes we've seen so far have been a shambles. Charlotte and Sheheen have stood out.

I thought the most repulsive and bizarre thing ever was squid stuffed with mashed potato. 😱

It's on at 8pm tonight. Just FYI!

Hello my little chickadees! My time treading the boards is over for now and I can join you in real time again.

You can relax. I've made it.

Evening all.

I'm here. I'm cooking and dying of flu too!!

Oh John , crap start.

Reporting in.

The boys are looking very casual tonight. Jon going for the double khaki look. Gobshite in unironed denim/linen. Has wardrobe run out of money?

Eh kay yah

I’m heeeeeeere