MasterChef Alert

[MyfanwyMontez]

24th Feb .

Olivia is Teddy reincarnated in female form

Evening all.

A chalet girl. I watched a film about that so I know everything there is to know. She's rather confident.

Olivia talks just like B and E on The Windsors!

Olivia. What is it with this drawly can't quite be arsed to produce my voice thing?

Monkfish - ingredient of the series so far.

Evening chums. Well, he’s a unit isn’t he?

And a bobsledder! It's the Winter Sports edition.

Evening everyone, hi fourqs hope you enjoyed yourself

Potter I'll get the duvet and hot water bottle hang on

Hope everyone else is well

Ooh. A bobsledger! Nice!

Bruce is a Welsh bobsledder? I think he lied for comedic effect on his application and didn’t expect to actually get on the TV

Vocal fry, Footle. It's this year's must-have Masterchef dish

Nigel is my new favourite. He has done what I want to do, and in my current town.

Entrepreneur and food blogger. cough wanker cough

Woman Terri looks like broadcaster Terry Christian

Is it a Terri / Terry thing?

hobnobs I was just thinking that!

Nigel is setting himself up to be absolutely terrible. His friends refusing to invite him for dinner cos he’s so good? Absolute bollocks, he’s likely completely unlikeable and a complete food snob

Vanilla and fish. Go home.

I'm very disappointed that Nigel from Musselburgh isn't cooking mussels

Oh fuck off Olivia

I am watching this whilst scoffing a bag of mini eggs....no jus, no cream, no fucking monkfish

Stick that in ya veloute master chef!

Max have you got enough peas there?

Sorry Kiwi.
Wants to open tasting restaurant. Nay fecking chance.
(Sorry shite week. There’s a nasty rumour going round school that I’m “quite nice to kids”. Knocked my duck off)

I should probably pay more attention to what they're saying.

Blimey that’s a plate of food.