CJ Addicts Rehab Thread LIV (previously Our Girl and Captain James)

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Changed the name of this thread as we were very upset with the ending of series 3 out in Bangladesh! Waiting out for news of series 4 and hoping it might not be long now. In the meantime, we are reviewing the seven series of Soldier Soldier.

I've paused at the point where the new section leader is in the bath...

OK WON'T BE A MINUTE.

Right, I'm back with you.

That woman makes me cringe. She's not very independent, is she?

So, they're newly weds and he's about to go away.

Oh dear, Donna is not the best person to give a talk on this is she?

Donna is standing up in front of the wives talking about the new magazine.

Oh no, Mrs Newly Wed is not going to go down very well with the rest of the wives here. She needs to be careful not to alienate them all with the guys all off to South Africa imminently.

Meanwhile Michael and his floozie are snogging in his car.

Oh dear, she is a bit cringey isn't she. Get your corset and crinoline on love, you'd fit in well in the 1860's.

Wotcha...here's that love rat, Michael, yuck, yuck!

Now I'm feeling echoes of Elvis, dangling from his helicopter with his lovely...big...gloves!

Out on the exercise, Aussie sergeant (can't recall his name either), demonstrates abseiling.

Fusilier Butcher is struggling. Looks as if he might strangle himself.

Oh Elvis - he of the big watch and big gloves!

Oh dear, Donna has seen Michael and the floozy flaunting themselves in the park.

That girl, Jules, reminds me a bit of poor Vinny's wife in Hong Kong.

Mrs Newly Wed is pathetic, sorry, I can't stand her. Surely she knew what she was letting herself in for when she married the sergeant? She can't be as naive as Donna was.

Methinks she's planning on ambushing him with an unplanned pregnancy. Not sure he's keen on that.

Run for the doors ladies and gents, Marsha is singing. Is it a bingo hall.

Ooops, I can't remember who Vinny was now!

Colette and Donna are at the bingo to support Marsha's singing spot.

Collette must be deaf!

Vinny was killed in the accident in New Zealand. Vinny's wife was only about 19.

HOUSE....!!!

Michael you patronising git!

Michael and Marsha have a blazing row. He is not happy with her singing in pubs and clubs and knowing she knows about his affair, he's managing to turn it round and makes it into her fault.

She hits him and he runs off in the pouring rain. Very dramatic.

Michael is pouring out his heart to the Padre.

Fond memories of the Padre with the travel scrabble set.

Oh yes, I remember Vinny now. I'd totally forgotten about that story.

Ooooh, nice spotted boxers on our new sergeant!