*** New Corrie Thread (No Spoilers... or I'll spit on your turkey)***

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Christmas Day...

Merry Christmas Corrie Fans...
And those who watch through habit.

Rita's in the floor, Derek's in a bind, Gemma's had babies and is going out her mind.
Nick is grimacing nicely, and Sarah's forgot the plot.
And we're all just gathering around and hoping Dev gets shot.

You know it's bad when Gary was the most reasonable one of them tonight

I think Ali is lovely, he just needs a hair cut.

Another 'Team Ali' member here too

I think Ali looks really unhealthy lately, can't put my finger on why but he always looks like he's had a bad night on booze and cigs and then rolled into work late, hungover and without a shower.

honeyroar Gemma always does my head in. She really is much worse than Fizz. All that shouting and hanging her mouth open after every sentence she speaks.Why don't they give her and Chesney a new bigger house far away from the street as possible.
Poor Jawsif can stay though, as his dad seems to ignore him now the ''quads''are here.He could always stay with Auntie Fizz but then she seems to have forgotten he exists as well.

Where is Rula ?

And Ali always looks like he needs a good shower!

If they want people to carry on watching they need us to actually care about at least some of the characters.

So they need to stop every woman being screechy and vile, and make some women being kind, friendly and supportive.

Same thing goes for the men

Rula never seemed to make it home from holiday with Ken. Perhaps she’s wandering around Venice lost??

Was the letter the air hostess had the divorce papers?

Yes, it was, Honeyroar - uncompleted form I think.

It crossed my mind that air hostess woman could be operating on a larger scale than just Tim. If she "married" someone different each time she flew to Las Vegas and had the patience to wait till all the husbands wanted a divorce, she'd be on a nice little earner. And, provided Tim wasn't the first, he wouldn't need a divorce because their marriage was bigamous!

I suppose it would be inappropriate to suggest Ali could have a shower and appear wrapped in a small towel. There is currently nobody cutting hair,so unless he leaves the street to find a barber he is doomed to have bad hair days.

Ooh that’s interesting Optimist 1. I’m actually an air hostess myself, perhaps I could start a little sideline!

Not inappropriate at all egg, an excellent suggestion!

I would have thought gemma wouldn't have time to sit around with four babies, who does the washing? Cooking etc
Stupid storyline

Yes, do shut up Gemma. She wouldn't have time to be vandalising posters etc. The house would be an absolute tip?

Anyone else amazed that Fizz didn't ask anything about Jade's mum. Who she was, where did they live etc or discuss it with Tyrone?

Or is it another exciting storyline

Gemma and Chesney spend way too much time on their arses doing nothing but fretting about the quads waking up. Aside from housework, surely there would always be at least one of them awake at any given time?

I get the feeling that they’re maybe trying to do a post natal depression storyline with Gemma.

The way Charlie speaks really irritates me. Her voice goes up at the end of a sentence, I hope she doesn’t stick around too long but I’ve a horrible feeling she’s going to be staying for a while

If they want people to carry on watching they need us to actually care about at least some of the characters.

Agreed! They have sally, Gail, Audrey still on their payroll but never use them. Except as comedy parts. Audrey was recently in the Lewis dying storyline which was good. Sally and Gail used to have real storylines. Where are they now?

Yes I'd like to see Audrey get involved in the Geoff/Yasmine storyline as she has had dealings with Geoff or support Maria

That doc that was looking into Maria’s mouth was a bit alright he can come again!

Maybe a hospital spin off show on Tuesdays and Thursdays would be good. Aggie would be the nurse, obviously.

The hospital that doesn’t have wards, only private rooms.

Gail, Nick and can't remember turn up mob handed to visit Shona. Whether either her or David want them to.

Lo and behold Ken, Peter and Simon turn up mob handed to visit Bertie in hospital.

Did Bertie just have a fever or did he have measles as well?

I think the pretty Irish lady doctor said measles, he had a rash. I had measles when I was a baby, my mammy said it was terrifying - so a good storyline.
Definite mileage in the hospital spinoff, the health centre isn't as good.