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Apprentice fans, have your CV's at the ready!

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dillite · 02/10/2019 13:33

It's that time of year where we watch a school of twats try and out twat each other all for the sake of... No idea. To be forgotten? Become a Love Island z-lister?

Anyway, if you are in, then I shall see you at 9pm tonight!

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 02/10/2019 21:42

I have now cringed my eyeballs out at the thought of Ryan-Mark flogging vibrators

AutumnCrow · 02/10/2019 21:42

I think Lottie volunteers in her old school library.

Probably Rodean by her bonkers accent. The best wine bar in England will be in Brighton.

CoolCarrie · 02/10/2019 21:43

Yes, Lottie is definitely not a librarian, no way!

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dillite · 02/10/2019 21:43

eegy I think they feared that the customers might Lynch them on their way back for the shit luxurious trip.

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Figgygal · 02/10/2019 21:43

I bloody cringe all through this programme I can't not watch it though

I worry the girls wine sales might make all the difference here

Piggywaspushed · 02/10/2019 21:44

The team names last year came once the genders got mixed.

refusetobeasheep · 02/10/2019 21:44

don't try sneaking your overdue books past that librarian

FuzzyPuffling · 02/10/2019 21:44

According to my subtitles, Ryan spells his name "Riyonn" . Enough said.

CoolCarrie · 02/10/2019 21:45

It would have been a better plan to get the customers to spit the poo, than paint rocks!

SomeoneInTheLaaaaaounge · 02/10/2019 21:45

Team penis beaker and team twat ham

LittenKitten · 02/10/2019 21:45

@Howlongtillbedtime I turned the TV on just to see if I could spot the Michael McIntyre lookalike. Knew instantly which one you meant Grin

SmilingButClueless · 02/10/2019 21:45

Apparently Ryan-Mark’s role model is the Queen

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/oct/02/no-need-to-watch-the-apprentice-we-are-living-it-now

SomeoneInTheLaaaaaounge · 02/10/2019 21:46

Sorry team Naice Ham

ChippingIn · 02/10/2019 21:47

Oh FFS

TIVO has recorded it, now all I need is for it to send me a text message when a series starts! How have I missed the advertising?

I’ll watch it tomorrow and read the thread as I go and I’ll be here next time!

Thanks @dillite for being on it and taking charge of the threads again 😘

Piggywaspushed · 02/10/2019 21:47

Ryan-Mark is also only 19!!!

He said he had worked in womenswear 'for years' Confused

CoolCarrie · 02/10/2019 21:47

Four hours is the right amount of time, you can spend more time, but never less, , a hour would be ridiculously short.

Howlongtillbedtime · 02/10/2019 21:48

@LittenKitten He is so weird and wrong on many levels .

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dillite · 02/10/2019 21:48

chipping I wondered where you were. Welcome back and thank you.

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Wizzbangpop · 02/10/2019 21:48

@LaMarschallin volunteering to bayonet can be an option

SomeoneInTheLaaaaaounge · 02/10/2019 21:49

There is a lot of eyebrow going on

SouthWestmom · 02/10/2019 21:49

I thought that was Lottie. They all look the same

WeNeedABudget · 02/10/2019 21:49

Can’t believe the girls won!

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dillite · 02/10/2019 21:49

How on earth did the girls win?!

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LaMarschallin · 02/10/2019 21:49

Has nobody ever challenged these people when they've lied before?
They must know they're being filmed.

Are they casualties of the "Everyone has won; everyone must have prizes" generation? So believe they'll be patted on the head for whatever crap they spout?

thenightsky · 02/10/2019 21:50

One of the women has a face that doesn't move!