Towie s25 Sunday 1sept 9pm

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Whoop it’s back !!!!

Seen one blonde filled fizzog seen em all blondes

Bet school is a treat. Shiteloads of chloes and frankies.

Imaginations run riot in Essex.

Maybe they were too pished on babycham to manage to read baby name books - easier to name after your cousin.

You’ll find in years to come that everyone will be called Fillers, Botox and Double-ees

Except in reality it will be pronounced fillerth and double-eeth due to the teeth.

And the babes will have mutated to come out sporting veneers.

True @numbers. Tho have to say I’ve now seen lockers teeth and don’t think too bad

I am prone to a teensy bit of exaggeration blondes

I do think that they have affected his speech a bit.

And quite possibly his fashion sense.

Never 😂😂😂

The Yas and Lockie storyline is just so boring. They’ve split up yet still the same drama. Frankie and Demi don’t add anything at all and would be glad for them to write all the Sims sisters out.

It needs freshening up. And the new younger 6 they brought in haven’t done it.

According to new mag , tax use now seeing laurens (from towie) ex

If you are fed up of yas and Blockie @PinkJam then next week will tickle your giblets.

LaSims is still playing the poor inflated me card with Dan the metrosexual chimp. You’ve got double bubble irrelevant drama.

TeamAmber all the way. Personally I don’t think Dan is worth the lip ache but each to their own. And he keeps better company if he ain’t around the sims lot.

@Blondeshavemorefun which ex? I don’t think Lauzza has ever shown great taste in blokes. Yas maybe needs to think on.

Jake the jailbird

yaz new man

Jesus @Blondeshavemorefun

One can only assume they are using their own braincells as lip fillers.

Yep. And loza very upset as he’s the man she loved ..... and hoped would get back

He won’t be bothered. He will not notice the difference in a year or two @Blondeshavemorefun

She’ll look exactly the same as Lozza and the rest of them shortly.

I could be wrong though. I see Megs had her trout fillets removed from her lips. Maybe au naturel is coming back in? I for one would be interested in seeing how this towie lot could achieve that...

That chap though. Really though??? I can’t see the appeal in him myself. Maybe the tag really vibrates if you get too near something you shouldn’t?

Megan looks really lovely now she's had the trout pout removed! Let's see if the Simses will ever think of doing the same.....

I think many of them are pretty

Just hey then ruin it with Botox fillers etx

And most are late teens /early 20’s

As I said can’t wait for 20yrs time. I shall be 66 and will google what they look like 😂😂😂 in their 40’s

I shall be a little older than you blondes

I doubt we will see any of them in 20 years. I’ve a feeling they will be borderline recluse and will be avoiding public scrutiny because they will look like a pinched blancmange.

They will venture out under cover of the night for kebabs.

Shame really. As you said, they were bonny to start with...

If you look at chlo, for example, she doesn’t even look like herself now. Tis a shame.

I hate the themed episodes it's so cringe!! I am also fed up with the Yaz and Lockie non story it's getting really dragged out and no one is that concerned.
Olivia is really hard work she's just so lairy and aggressive. Her and Chloe are like the older ringleaders. Chloe was quite rude to Dan I thought- she can't expect them to be best mates. She acts like a brat.

Why do they try and be friends with ex’s

It doesn’t work

And usually Halloween parties are good but most of their make up made the girls look awful

Will tonight be better

Saffron is glued to Bobby. She has completely emulated Gemma Collins lol

Clelia is so cringe how she follows Liv round and nods or laughs at everything she says!

Couldn’t be arsed with Halloween week. Sorry.

Can’t be arsed with the pishy arguments this week either. Drop me aaaaht.

Tiny miny observations though.

The ring on it should have been through the nose.

And good on amber for not going to next week’s birthday party. I wouldn’t want to celebrate the birthdays of a pair that continued to be snidey cahnts to me either.

I actually quite like Amber and Dan. I do not like the relentless bitching from the likes of Chloe, Diags, Olivia etc about them.
Why would Amber want to go to a party of her boyfriends ex it's hardly a big deal is it.
Chloe looks about twenty years older then the rest of them and her sisters are very dull.
Yaz and Lockie storyline is never ending.
Actually quite liked seeing the GC!!

I’m fed up of Yackie too @peppinanna

And snidey petite pirate.

And everyone else nearly.

And the show seems to have turned into some sort of advertising reel. Olivia with those "trash" tops and then Courtney and Chloe with those busy body mugs. It's all very cringe worthy!!!!

You forgot the roodelivery

not something arg would ever be guilty of

The ads and product placements are really distracting now.

Who does Olivia think she is? She's the newcomer to the show and yet thinks everyone should really respect her opinions on people she's just met. She thinks they should be in awe of her because she was in love Island.

I've no time for Bobby or Chloe Sims. Just went I thought she'd leave the show, they shipped all her family in. I don't find them interesting. There'll be trouble at mill if Pete dares get another girlfriend, Sims will sabotage the relationship again by falling out with whoever it is then claiming that friendship is more important than dating.

I still think that if Georgia ever gives her own opinion on anything, Tommy's controlling side will rear its head again. They can only ever put on a united front.

Yaz is reverting back to being nasty again, like before she was packed off to rehab.

Olivia has been nothing but nasty and bitchy so far she just wants the storylines to get more attention. Clelia follows her around like a lost puppy and has no personality.
Really can't stand Chloe I just don't think she has ever come across as a nice person even on celebs go dating.
Frankie doesn't seem to have a personality and I find Demi really really odd I'm not sure why