Towie s25 Sunday 1sept 9pm

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Whoop it’s back !!!!

I don't understand. Bobby is gay, we get it, it's 2019. What's the need for these gay activities to find a boyfriend?

Exactly I find the whole Bobby thing really patronising and I assume we are meant to find it amusing but I didn't laugh once Saffron seems like she is constantly trying to emulate Gemma Collins

Chloe Sims is just awful. She's moaning on about how everyone she cares about leaves. Yes because of you! And how ridiculously aggressive and intense you are.

She is weirdly possessive over a bloke she's "platonic" with....

Thinking the same. You say ‘platonic’ I say ‘explored at least 2 of his orifices with that flapping great tongue of hers’

Po-tato po-tatto

If she hasn’t had a shot on him, I will eat my liver with some heinz baked beans and a fine Lambrini tchtchtchtchtch...

I reckon I could probably do with a similar Lectery muzzle

I’ll have a watch later on when I get in. I’m sure I might have some more to add...

Amber is bob on. Diags is a bitter little cahnt. And as bitter as his dog shitey mouth.

I reckon laSims was Lizzie Bathory in a previous life. Her closeness to Pi-rattyhair Petite? The only bloke she murdered and ate. She probably had the same sized teeth back in the day.

Let it go Sims. Far too feckin intense. I hope he gets a lass and she falls out with him again.

What next for Bobby? Or is that gay bobby? Like gay football, gay choir, gay dancing. Ain’t bothered mate, don’t give, bothered? Me, nah bruv, don’t give, ain’t bothered, see this face? Bothered, face, bothered, double chin, designer stubble bothered, fillers, bothered, nips and tucks right back to your arse, bothered oLIVe’s bolster face bothered, not giving, don’t give. I AINT BOTHERED....

Tommy’s gone all blonde ray reardon.

What’s with all the fake gnatherth? I’m hearing teef induthed thpeech problemth everywhere. Blockie, Petite la Thimth, new folk.

Whatth. Goin. On?

And Bob? Just go and be happy and stop hanging about with sage, rosemary and thyme. You need friends, not rainbow bandwagonners desperate for air time.

Wondering about Frank dissing the puffa jacket next week. When her sister has the biggest puffa in Essex and there are more fillers in the Sims immediate family than you could ever fit in a coat.

there are more fillers in the Sims immediate family than you could ever fit in a coat.

Love this

Say it how it is @NumbersStation 😂😂

So bobbys new friend from dancing has never had s bf or a date

Bobbys gonna pop his cherry

He’ll be popping something.

I doubt it will be a cherry.

Chloe Sims is embarrassing - I don’t know how she can behave the way she does with a straight face. I genuinely don’t think Pete fancies Chloe, but she thinks he does. Because she has such a high opinion of herself. And I didn’t like how she was badmouthing Ella.

Enjoyed no Sam and Shelby this episode.

@NumbersStation Your posts are fab! More entertaining than the show!

Thank you @PinkJam

That is very kind of you to say so.

It’s a bit like Catchphrase for me. Say what you see and all that jazz.

I think I’d be malkied if I set foot in Essex. Either that or they would pin me down and try to polish this turd with fillers, botox, extensions and perhaps some very very stretchy lycra.

There ain’t a puffa jacket big enough in the world for me though. And my bosoms make my cankles thankles.

I may be beyond polishing. So it might just be the kicking.

I think Chloe is way more invested in her "relationship" with Pete then he is. He gets on with all the girls he is a ladies man/jack the lad who knows how to talk to girls. Don't know why she thinks she is so special in that respect The way she spoke to Ella was cringe worthy and nasty. I don't think she should be in TOWIE anymore I didn't used to mind her but I think she should call it quits for her own sake now

The regression therapist was only half right in that pirate petite was a bit of tea leaf.

I reckon LaSims isn’t dissimilar.

The pair of them are sporting teeth belonging to someone with a head the size of a spacehopper. Probably nicked from their bathtub overnight soak.

It isn’t just laSims that has had their day. I reckon the only way is ligging is on its way out.

Cringing at the karaoke. Olivia seems to really rate herself it's really irritating. And as usual Chloe Sims being possessive over Pete

I’m at work so won’t see it until later.

But fuck me. If La sims is so interested in claiming the Petite Pirate I have a handy tip. He will be hers forever.

All she has to do is to wet her lips and run really fast towards him. Laws of suction (a la bathroom towel sucker hooks) says he will never be able to peel her off.

Job done.

Of course she will only be aiming for the side of his face. She won’t aim for his lips as she won’t want to damage their gnashers.

Chloe would squash Pete, did you see those little tiny skinny legs on First Dates?

I read somewhere the other day that Chloe Sims was saying she's sick of people saying she's too old for reality tv. No Chloe, it's not that you're too old for the show it's just that you're behaviour is so immature and embarrassing for a person your age. Apparently, the Sims sisters are after their own show. I'm guessing that's why their Nana made an appearance.
Sam has officially left the programme and good riddance to that moody and aggressive douche bag. Here's hoping he takes Pouty McPuffy face with him.
I never believed that one person could actually make me want to see more of Amber Turner but Olivia Attwood has done that. She couldn't be more thirsty if she'd been dropped in the middle of the Gobi desert for a few months with nothing but a tub of rock salt.

I should stop watching

@Brynssatnav

No you bloody shouldn’t stop watching. I think you’ve cracked it with that post.

I won’t be watching the Sims if that ever comes about.

I’d rather fry my attached noone (sp) in a purée of scotch bonnets and drain cleaner.

Why do the Sims think they can get their own reality TV show😂 I agree that the reason Chloe isn't well liked isn't because she's old it's because she is very bitchy and rude! Demi is a bit strange and Frankie is dull as dishwater so what would the programme actually be about?! Do they think they are the UK Kardashian's 😂
Olivia tries so hard to be funny and out there I find it so cringey and Clelia seems alright/boring but she's just so far up Livs backside now.
I love Chloe and Courtney their friendship is very sweet and genuine and Georgia and Tommy are cute. I don't really care for the rest of them lol 😂 I used to like Diags when Joey Essex was in the show now he seems to think he's the bees knees

I am not surprised that Frankie went with Harry. He’s the only one more shady than the contouring under, along and above her jaw.

My nana would have been lying in wait with a soapy flannel, itching to wash it off me. I reckon it would take white spirit and an armsworth of elbow grease to wipe that amount of product off Frank.

Stripper karaoke? Classy. Can’t sing but will go up there and peel off the layers to distract them. Lovely.
Ella might not be that ‘thirsty’ but there were two fucking deeply dehydrated ones ‘singing’ their lips off there.

Bobbybobbobs and his double ringed date. Naice. Only surprise that it wasn’t gay tubing and that the cheerleaders were absent.

New ailment in Essex is tippiles. The tips of folks shoes nipping out of the arses of the worshipped. Everything else is right up there. Hidden from view. Take note Clel and Liv. All you need is LaSims in the mix and you’ll be seen no more.

Tommy and Fanny were very sweet. Put Gutsby out of your bed though. He’s already probably jazzed in your bed when you were out. Creepeh.

It really is like the Banana Splits teeth wise. Jesus.

Highlight for me this week?

Blockie walking down the high street, channelling Cher from the turn back time video. Doppelgänger. Nearly. He ain’t got the hair and so has overcompensated with teeth.

Roll on Halloween. LaSims and Liv trying to be queen bee when really they are just wasps. Annoying and disliked by nearly everyone.

Wasn’t Franklie in it years ago with joey

And does Georgia protest too much. I don’t went to get engaged

But says that as after 5trs Tommy hasn’t asked her

Tho assume he will pop the question soon

I think that Frankie was her cousin @Blondeshavemorefun

Happy to be wrong though.

Seen one puffy fizzog, you’ve seen em all.

I do think that Georgia would be delighted with a proposal. I thought Tommy’s photo thing was lovely though.

This is you with your old nose.
This is you before your fillers.
This is you before you Fannyed your lips.
This is you before your wallopers. Etc.

The only one who is unchanged is Monkey. Though it’s hard to tell with all the fur.

Yes. Wasn’t JOEY and CHLOE cousins

And joey and Frankie siblings

And CHLOE and Demi siblings

Frankie, Chloe and Demi siblings.

Frankie and Joey siblings.

Frankie Essex is apparently 7 or 8 years older than new Frankie.

Unless my googling is all to pot

Oh. I assumed same Frankie

Well they all look alike with blonde hair. Boobs. Teeth 😂😂

Tho how weird to have two siblings - the above parents A Their parents to call both their children Frankie if their aunt /uncle had a child called Frankie