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Towie s25 Sunday 1sept 9pm

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Blondeshavemorefun · 01/09/2019 20:59

Whoop it’s back !!!!

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FabulouslyGlamorousFerret · 02/09/2019 22:04

Amber is awful but I yes, Mama Grim (who actually coined that?) acts like he was stolen from HER!

Kelsey and her mate are nasty mean girls.

A Pp hit the nail on the head about Shelby, Sam is a nasty aggressive bastard.

BillieEilish · 02/09/2019 22:14

Damn, I missed Lockie's new teeth!
I was too busy looking at his label sticking out.

Persea · 02/09/2019 23:28

Did they do an abroad special before the series opener? There used to be the Marbella ones.... (If so, I missed it)

Mamaslave18 · 03/09/2019 09:12

Shelby used to look a bit like a young Catherine Zeta Jones but the Botox and fillers have ruined her.

minou123 · 03/09/2019 12:39

Persea
Did they do an abroad special before the series opener? There used to be the Marbella ones.... (If so, I missed it)

Oh yes , that's true. They have missed an abroad special this year.

They always started each season with Marbs, then from s22 the producers obviously thought the cast needed to experience a range of cultures. So next came: towie Barcelona, towie Italia and who could forget, towie Thailand. Grin

Brynssatnav · 03/09/2019 13:43

How dare you minou123!
The cast experience enough culture in Turkey......
when they're recuperating from the new veneers or various surgical procedures they have every season Grin

minou123 · 03/09/2019 14:09

Apologies Brynssatnav. You are right. How could I forget that one. Blush

I also forgot Tommy's shoe/trainer empire and his important ethnographic business research trip, with all his friends, to........... Amsterdam.

I am genuinely missing these abroad episodes, I hope they have something exciting lined up.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 06/09/2019 04:12

Does seem weird no Marbs etc

Maybe the producers cba with the new young crew ro fly them over

I’m hoping they do do a 10yr reunion next year

With all the old /first series lot

There are talks .........

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Blondeshavemorefun · 08/09/2019 17:48

SAM And Shelby tonight ......

And Demi’s birthday bash

And will look out for lockie white teeth

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NumbersStation · 08/09/2019 20:12

Amber is right. La Sims is a mess. A bitter auld nasty mess at that. Dan is no catch but by Christ, he doesn't need that in his orbit.

Sambrow showed his colours. Shelby is not so nice these days. Well suited in my book.

Yaz is better off single. Lockie looks as though he is sporting Joey Essex's auld wallies. Look close. I'm not wrong.

Don't get the Diags love. He's a nasty snide bastard. And he is the human version of a magimix when it comes to shit stirring.

Gutsby is no better. He looks like the residue you get in the threads of a sauce bottle. Slimy and unpleasant and a bit rancid.

So much comedy teeth, brows, lips.

Towieclub juniors are still creating drama where there is none. That ChloeB is a piece isn't she? I did like the hairline dig though. And loved the dribble of a drink throw.

I was loving Olivia until that unnecessary big pop at Amber.

The Sims party will be a hoot Hmm

FabulouslyGlamorousFerret · 08/09/2019 20:36

Olivia was absolutely mullered at the end of the last episode 🤣

NumbersStation · 08/09/2019 22:14

Eeeee, Pete. You've been hanging with the Simses and Diags too much you snidey twat.

They want to spend their money on niceness lessons instead of injectables.

Team Amber here. Yes she has been a gobshoite in her time but that clan have been horrible since they first appeared.

ChloeB has lovely shiny hair. And a face that says different things to her mouth.

Methinks Sambrows eyebrows are going to go higher than any surgeon could get them when the truth comes out.

NumbersStation · 08/09/2019 22:20

I have oft said that they are going to look like melted candles or The Riddlers at 40/50 @blondeshavemorefun

It is a close call but I think the Riddlers have it...

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youareyou143 · 08/09/2019 22:27

I have never really liked Pete anyway but the way he talks about Amber is appalling. Glad Dan pulls him up on it next week.
Think Diags should stay loyal to Dan rather than get in with the Sims gang.
Sam is just awful - him and Shelby deserve each other.
Not even sure what Clelia and Shelby's argument was about. If I sent someone two messages and they ignored me, I wouldn't bother with a third.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 08/09/2019 22:43

Pmsl @NumbersStation

Or will look like that cat woman Joycelyn or something like that

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NumbersStation · 08/09/2019 22:48

La Sims is more than halfway to moggywoman already I fear. All she needs is a tail blondes

courtlee · 10/09/2019 20:19

I can't believe Chloe is 18 Shock

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Blondeshavemorefun · 10/09/2019 20:57

Yep. Old Before her time

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Blondeshavemorefun · 12/09/2019 21:04

And too much Botox. She can’t even frown when cries - swimming pool scene

And that red lipstick looks awful and thick lips

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NumbersStation · 14/09/2019 00:42

Looking at the clip with Pirate Petite for Sunday... what is his problem with Amber? Coming across like billy bigbaws - looking forward to telling her to her face what he thinks of her.

Tensing his face to show his distaste and flexing his little cheek bollocks. What a man.

He's been hanging out with the wrong people for too long. The bitterness of lasims and squintmouth has rubbed off on him and he is as naice as they are. Cunteopaths.

The way he is at the moment it is as well he's a pirate. The only bird he will get is a parrot. And he doesn't even deserve that.

BillieEilish · 14/09/2019 12:46

Pirate petite you kill me numbers!

I prefer your comments to the actual programme now Grin

NumbersStation · 14/09/2019 14:42

Why thank you @BillieEilish Grin

The comments are not mine. They belong to my inner core of cow.

There is talk that I can be nice in real life. Sometimes.

I am not in the same league as that lot thankfully. There are not enough pieces of eight round these parts to make me pally with them.

There are probably not terribly many bits of eight in Essex either.

They will have been spent on teeth and injectables.

FabulouslyGlamorousFerret · 14/09/2019 19:50

Pirate Petite 🤣🤣🤣

NumbersStation · 15/09/2019 22:01

Lasims has no more moved on than a snail on Tramadol...

She’s more bitter than boddingtons and by heck it ain’t gorgeous...

Petite Pete saying Amber is desperate? Pots and kettles. He is the one looking desperate - for air time...

And Chloe saying that Amber had better not raise her voice... who was first? Little Sims...

Pots and kettles and diags calling gutsby fat...

However if we are going that route I’m probably the equivalent size of Danni and Georgia. I have the same number of chins for starters...

Nice to see Danni - she looked amazing.

Am I the only one that was hoping that she was wiping her contouring/foundation on lasims top? Grin. Petite and Diags could have kissed it clean - once they’d finished with the sims arses.

Why the cricket? Duuuuull.

All the bitching about Chloe Meadows? That little mouse Saying she was as interesting as a cricket bat? I’m dizzy with all the pots and kettles flying round.

Shame on you joining in Liv. You are better than that. But seeing as you are hanging out with the sims ship and their eeny meany pirate then no surprises. Disappointing.

2/10

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Blondeshavemorefun · 18/09/2019 09:32

All their noses look weird

Diag used to be nice when hung about with JOEY

Lockie S ex’s having drinks

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