LOVE ISLAND 23 - Our fannies are trobbin’!

[Quaffy]

As the old one is almost full...

At the moment Amber and Greg and Anton and Belle are my joint fave couples. Anton seems to say it as he sees it and Belle is straight with the girls and gives good advice. I don't think you can get much closer than agreeing to shave the bloke you are with's butt hairs and Amber has shown such grace and growth since going in; i'm in awe and hope Greg lives up to everyone's expectations.

The rest of them seem to be zoned out a bit/not much going on between the ears to me at this moment so have no real feelings on them, other than hoping Michael gets shown the door before inflicting any more misery.

@alpencrazy I agree. LI is bloody brilliant for showing my teen DD all the behaviours/tactics to be aware of. It's not something that is easy to describe. Great prop! They should show LI in PSHE lessons in secondary schools 🤣

I've been going off Curtis steadily since he dumped Amy and he seems to be waning in popularity in the house too. It's a shame for Maura as she was sparky but seems to be dulling a bit too.

Jordan seems nice but Anna looks like an inflatable doll 90% of the time and I can't forget the childish quips. Tommy and MM dull and fake. Francesca's speech was awesome but fear she won't get a chance to shine and will have to leave with roid rage (unfair). Chris and Harlee seem sweet but I don't think she is really his type.

Anna and Jordan would be my favourite couple if Anna wasn't so immature sometimes. I think out of all the couples they seem to have the most genuine chemistry and a real connection. I could see them having a relationship on the outside but think he would get bored of the bitchy ness.
I really wouldn't want Curtis and Maura to win I can't bear either of them I just fast forward them now

I agree Island I really like Jordan and did like Anna but does seem very gossipy and bitchy. They definitely have the most chemistry out of all the couples.

I loved michaels face when Maura and Curtis kissed he looked repulsed 😂

Did womens aid release amy statement about michaels behaviour? I find it weirdbthey did over one comment from no, pretty quickly.m too, and yes Michaels been showing sustained gas lighting and manipulation..

That "winner winner chicken dinner" clip was dead behind the eyes from both of them. She looks bored witless.

Yep, it was so joyless and monotone. I also notice about the music choices too.

Of course if Fran & Michael get voted off on Sunday it’ll be all her fault...🙄

I really like Francesca and feel a bit sad for her she’s not really had her chance, although I wonder why her and Chris was never an option? They seem quite suited. Better than him and Harley anyway, although he seems to be making the best of it. And far better than her and creepy Curtis.

I didn’t really get Amber and Greg’s conversation. It seemed to be her saying they needed to go slowly because of Michael then in the diary room she was all ‘I understand that he wants to go slowly’.

Maura looked a bit miserable throughout that episode I thought. Apart from the jokey jostling with Greg in the bathroom. Maybe it was Tommy’s stinking shit that put her in a bad mood for the day?

I was so pleased Amber picked the good guy - largely because DD is following LI with all her mates and I would love her to grow up by-passing the 'bad boy' obsession so many of them seem to go through like I did. So was a bit 😫 when she was gutted last night that Amber and Michael didn't get back together... Urgh, where do you start?

If the results were right, I wish there could be a way to dump one boy and one girl from the bottom two couples and get rid of Michael and Harley.

I think Ovie and India will win, with Chris and Francesca (if possible) as runner up in friendship couple, and Greg and Amber third.

Predictions entirely based on what a teenager is telling me is happening on Instagram chatter

Maura looked a bit miserable throughout that episode I thought. Apart from the jokey jostling with Greg in the bathroom

Personally I think Maura is fuming a bit that she went for Curtis and backed herself into a corner then gregg came in but it might have just been editing 🤷🏻‍♀️

If Michael and Fran get voted off on Sunday it'll be because the public are 'chaldish'

Women's aid have said they think amber was being manipulated by Michael I think I read somewhere....they hasn't made as much of it as the made of Joe, which seems weird.

www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/love-island-latest-women-s-aid-claim-amber-is-being-manipulated-by-michael-a4194151.html

@Badtasteflump my DS wanted Amber to pick Michael too, and said he's liked him from the start. I was so disappointed.

@readit yep apparently DDs friends are all rooting for them to get back together 'because she really likes him.' I tried to explain that liking someone doesn't always mean they're right for you but she didn't want to hear it ☹

I do like Ovie, but he's so laid back it would irritate me after a bit.

At least Anton has oomph and a bit of chat

And Chris. He has oomph too

Badtaste - it must be so hard when you have to watch and go through the details like body language, what is said, intonation and emotional blackmail. I think if you just had the clips of him and what he has done it would make it so much easier to see how he has bullied her. The fact he sees it and admits it is rare but doesn't mean he won't do it again. People can know they are arseholes and carry on being one if it gets them what they want. Dreading having a teen dd . Maybe focusing on Amber being strong and savvy is the way forward?

Has anyone figured out what the Anaconda is yet ?

I think Chris made up the Anaconda as a joke!

Yes, it was a joke! Harley thinks its real haha

Well don't I feel like a berk now!
I imagined him slithering up and down someone pretending to be a snake