Britain's Got Talent 2....

[Elderflower14]

Sorry for the boring title...

Anyone seen Witness? The escape guy was like the man buried in the grain silo in Witness, Minus the death.

This lady was funny

Cheryl after Alisha's maternity cover for next year ???

I really like Siobhan too, but I hope she isn't too Victoria Wood.

Very Victoria Wood inspired....

This song is too true to life

I think her initial audition was better

The escape artist/stunt man was doing almost exactly the same as a guy last year who was in an under water tank.

Alesha came back after her first baby to do the shows the next year!

The tune is really annoying!!

I like Siobhan, but she seems nervous and a bit unnatural tonight

There's one every year @Schnitzelvonkrumb

The piano got a bit irritating but she's likeable enough.

Why is she pretending to play the piano?!

I hope she does well. I don't know if she'll win but hopefully we'll see her again on tv.

Apparently the escape artist man already has his own show?!?

I can't bear Siobhan, it's a cheap rubbish, tuneless knock off of Victoria Wood. Noooooooooooo.

@OddCat as PP said he had to hold her hands to lift them. He'd issued an instruction that implied flat on table so he'd have to physically reposition them.

I still think X is the same person as The Haunting.

I find X's body warmer really funny.

No, this is a middle aged man.

Surely the body warmer confirms it’s a woman? I think they’re wearing a binder

I had the word give

Plus, X is shorter than Ant and Dec, and they’re quite short.

I'm finding this boring and twee. Sorry.