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Eurovision: The Results

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:01

You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

  1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
  2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
  3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
  4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
  5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
  6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
  7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
  8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
  9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie
10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves
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LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 18/05/2019 23:29

Wow that was a shock for Greece..

Whisky2014 · 18/05/2019 23:29

Do we go through the same process all over again for the public?

Ces6 · 18/05/2019 23:29

Dillite - who's that?

JaneJeffer · 18/05/2019 23:30

Bloody hell just get on with it

norrismcwhirtersfridgemagnet · 18/05/2019 23:30

I'm so tired I could weep. Just FUCKING GET ON WITH IT. More wine...

FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 23:30

Hey @noodlenosefraggle that's just the 'professional' jury...the Irish public will have voted..and the UK may get a vote from the public vote.

Stopyourhavering64 · 18/05/2019 23:30

Anything can happen still....last year the public votes completely changed the results

Ces6 · 18/05/2019 23:30

Ad break - get on with it!!

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 18/05/2019 23:30

Assume for the public it'll just be done automatically. Think that's how they use to do it with the jury vote.

JaneJeffer · 18/05/2019 23:30

Night Sister

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 23:31

Public votes are quicker. And can and do change everything.

NomDeQwerty · 18/05/2019 23:31

Even STBXH is sat there unusually animated asking why Norway aren't at the top of the board. To be fair he's usually picked a favourite that's ended up in the top 3

Ohnotanothernamechange · 18/05/2019 23:31

Why is this so dragged out?

Dowser · 18/05/2019 23:31

Only half way through

Weeps

AlecTrevelyan006 · 18/05/2019 23:31

get the F* on with it!

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 18/05/2019 23:31

19?!?!

FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 23:31

Talk about milking it...Just get it over with...please....I'm tired and I've never gone to sleep before knowing who has won....tonight might be a first...

Mylifeisboring · 18/05/2019 23:32

19 still to go ..... yawn

WaitingInTheBushesOfLove · 18/05/2019 23:32

What happened to the rest of Macedonia??

Macedonia is a region of Greece in the north part of Greece. There is no rest of Macedonia as a country.

Raahh · 18/05/2019 23:32

Tonight is really not going to plan.

I have missed most of this, and the wrong acts are winning!

noodlenosefraggle · 18/05/2019 23:32

babysharkah They used to be the Federal Republic of Macedonia but there is a Macedonia in Italy and they complained to the UN I think so forced them to change their name. They weren't very inventive!

SinisterBumFacedCat · 18/05/2019 23:32

Really pissed off on Norway’s behalf now

dillite · 18/05/2019 23:32

ces that's Madonna from behind

floraloctopus · 18/05/2019 23:33

We've got an early start tomorrow for park run....not going to get a PB tomorrow.

dillite · 18/05/2019 23:33

Ivan, if you wanted to perform, you should have entered Eurovision. Now announce your points and fuck off.