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The EUROVISION its Bigger than Us 2.

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 21:22

Continued.

  1. Malta
  2. Albania
  3. Czech Republic
  4. Germany
  5. Russia
  6. Denmark
  7. San Marino
  8. North Macedonia
  9. Sweden
10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain
OP posts:
chocatoo · 18/05/2019 22:58

A cape, stairs and only one eye...is this not a recipe for disaster?

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/05/2019 22:59

well I'm going to be seeing advancing monks in my dreams tonight

Vagndidit · 18/05/2019 22:59

Oooof! This is grim.

MillieMoodle · 18/05/2019 22:59

This is shit. She's really flat. She sounds like me at karaoke. Not a compliment.

Pinkyponkcustard · 18/05/2019 22:59

That cape and all those steps!!!

dillite · 18/05/2019 22:59

On the plus side- her arse isn't hanging out

Still18atheart · 18/05/2019 22:59

Hasn’t Madonna no learnt that she and steps on live tv is a bad idea

Mylifeisboring · 18/05/2019 22:59

Madge - stop walking down those stairs in the big dressing gown !

SisterFarAway · 18/05/2019 22:59

Sounds like a not-quite-so bad Karaoke rendition

Whisky2014 · 18/05/2019 22:59

Wow shit
Plus...robes and stairs this went badly for her last time!

LizzieSiddal · 18/05/2019 22:59

Shit, did she not fall down the stairs at the Brits?

She’s playing with fire!

Wincarnis · 18/05/2019 22:59

Autotune not working Madge?

Greeborising · 18/05/2019 22:59

“Just like a child”
I actually gasped😳

norrismcwhirtersfridgemagnet · 18/05/2019 22:59

This is like me coming down the stairs from the loo just now.

Shit she's terrible. Sobs...

NomDeQwerty · 18/05/2019 22:59

Fair play to her. She was never a singer but this is ok

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/05/2019 22:59

Give her credit, she's doing better on those stairs than I would at this stage in the evening Grin

FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 22:59

I remember watching that live...

Is she flat on some of those notes?

greenelephantscarf · 18/05/2019 22:59

omg - she's so out of tune it hurts

JustDanceAddict · 18/05/2019 22:59

Oh dear, she’s completely out of tune. Wtaf. dD and I are cringing

NomDeQwerty · 18/05/2019 22:59

Yes flat.

SisterFarAway · 18/05/2019 22:59

Shit, did she not fall down the stairs at the Brits?

She fell up

Catbot · 18/05/2019 22:59

Jaw. Dropping.

Housewife2010 · 18/05/2019 23:00

Why is she here? Has her pension pot run dry?

FannyFeatures · 18/05/2019 23:00

Is there a puddle at the bottom of those steps??

Greeborising · 18/05/2019 23:00

Oh dear oh dear oh dear