The EUROVISION its Bigger than Us 2.

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Continued.

1. Malta
2. Albania
3. Czech Republic
4. Germany
5. Russia
6. Denmark
7. San Marino
8. North Macedonia
9. Sweden

10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

I really want Australia to win. Those pole women are hypnotic.

I wonder if Madonna is having second thoughts....

They're probably trying to scrape her off the ceiling ... or just maybe she's calling her lawyers, having realised what she's allowed herself to get involved in

Madonna was the soundtrack to my teenage years. I first heard "Like a Virgin" in youth hostel on my DoE Bronze practice expedition, it was...formative.
And now she is wondering around like an S&M Heidi and I just feel very, very old

Wonder why Australia changed her dress, the top part was stunning, but the bottom needed to flow

Family of 4 here. I'm the only one still awake waiting for bloody madonna. Hope she's not a let down.

The Four Year Old is STILL awake

(And the Shit Parenting Award Goes To...)

Madonna surely must be on soon before things wear off...

For us:

1. Australia
2. Sweden
3. Italy Nil points: Iceland

I bet Madonna just wants to take off that soddin eye patch, have a cuppa and put her feet up

I like the idea of Slovenia growing in you whisky. Somehow apt.

The Sloenia song was my favourite till Norway. But is was very like go down to the ri i very and leave that ole Nebraska town. Marys were involved

Hang on..Where's Ireland? Aren't they usually in this?

Oh god pray for Madge.

Oh here we go! Prepare to be disappointed people! Madonna is finally ready to perform.

I'm off to make biscuits. At this time?

Here we go.

whisky they didn't make the finals as they were utterly crap.

Ri i ver

Until the votes start coming in you might enjoy this:

Yes it is a spoof but it's no worse than some of the songs we've heard tonight....

The bells, the bells

No Capes!

I haven't had tea yet.

I've heard Madonna's new song on the radio yesterday and it is, ehm, not good.

What what what what?!

Darth!

Did someone ask for Gregorian chanting?