The EUROVISION its Bigger than Us 2.

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Continued.

1. Malta
2. Albania
3. Czech Republic
4. Germany
5. Russia
6. Denmark
7. San Marino
8. North Macedonia
9. Sweden

10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

She sounds dreadful.

Christ alive. She's making the contestants look like pros.

Oh great...just what we need...duracell batteries.

Out of tune but I'm quite teary hearing this. I loved madonna as a teen. She was with me through some crap times.

Dear God.... the Aussie was better!

well, at least she's singing live...

Ooooh nooooo. All those rehearsals and her one good eye can't find any of the notes

On the plus side- her arse isn't hanging out

Yet.

Being careful down those stairs isn't she

This is awful. She’s so out of tune. Never do this again Madonna 😞

It’s really missing the gospel choir

It’s awful!

This is dreadful beyond words.

This is my childhood being MURDERED people

WHATS WITH THE GIANT LIQUORICE STICKS??

She's totally lost all power and tune.

She fell up

Ahh that explains why she’s coming down this time

What complete garbage

All those yawning and tapping their watches to see if they've stopped, bear in mind that, for all participating countries apart from the UK, Ireland and Portugal, it's at least an hour later. Two for the hosts, where I believe it's now around 1am - before voting has even begun.

Why doesn't it start at 7pm? Did the BBC originally pull some strings to get it to start at a nice time for us and stuff most of the rest of Europe? Did we get to call the time in exchange for our hefty financial contributions whilst France got the token bilingual voting for theirs?

Everyone's a fruit and nut case as the advert used to go....

Oh my god

Everyone's a fruit and nutcase

She has lost it now

Tchaikovsky is turning in his grave

"Are you my mummy"?