Let's talk about Eurovision 2019

[Itssosunny]

My favourites this year in no particular order:
France

Azerbaijan Netherlands Italy

Are they in a cult?

I like this one....

I hope it qualifies.

WhatchaMaCalllit

That's conclusive, then!!

See- this is the bat shit Eurovision I love.

Ok, so far the only country I'd be voting for is Finland...

I think Poland should get through. I quite like this.

Apparently Depeche Mode love them.

Amazing head gear.

This is weird but in a good way. The sort of weird where you want to be included in the weirdness!

Raahh

Poland, crikey. My ears!

No idea what they are singing about, my subtitles are in Polish.

It's very high pitched. It's growing on me .

This is weird but in a good way. The sort of weird where you want to be included in the weirdness!

Exactly. I just worry that it won't get votes cos you can't sing along to.

Toni Basil's children haven't inherited her sense of fun and pizzazz, have they?

Poland is big in Israel.

I had an Israeli Polish boyfriend once. Lovely guy. Lovely family

Sounds like they just found four random girls off the street to dress up and sing that one.

Nah, their voices are tinny. DD2 gets a bollocking when she's shrill like that.

Now, I love Depeche Mode. But, come on guys. Really? Although Martin Gore might just like their frocks.

That was like a Toni Basil single played at quarter-speed.

Slovenia are up next...

Did Channel 4 ever commission another series of Humans?

They don’t do much, do they?

Oh good grief...really?

I'm having flashbacks to 'My lovely Horse'

I can imagine this being played in a teenage angsty thing on Netflix.

Sorry Slovenia. It's a bit dull.

"Stop apologizing to me" - apparently that is one of the lyrics in this song.