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Let's talk about Eurovision 2019

999 replies

Itssosunny · 29/04/2019 14:22

My favourites this year in no particular order:
France

Azerbaijan Netherlands Italy
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RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 14/05/2019 20:18

Bonsoir mes amis Guten Abend meine Freunde Buena Noches mis amigos! Wine Cake Glitterball

Cyprus was meh for me, despite the thigh boots but Montenegro is worse!

WhatchaMaCalllit · 14/05/2019 20:18

I think the Eurovision took a turn down wierd lane when they restricted the number of people on stage and that they aren't singing with a live band.
I look back on those days of Eurovision very fondly.

RedToothBrush · 14/05/2019 20:19

This isn't qualifying.

Rhubarb01 · 14/05/2019 20:19

Now terrible dancing as well...

OublietteBravo · 14/05/2019 20:19

It’s a slo-mo Mama Mia.

WhatchaMaCalllit · 14/05/2019 20:20

Now it's the turn of Finland....

Lordi was their only winner so fingers crossed these will qualify for the Finals....

"Iceberg......right ahead!"

Rhubarb01 · 14/05/2019 20:20

Is this about icebergs?

RedToothBrush · 14/05/2019 20:20

The singer has escaped from the 1980s.

WhatchaMaCalllit · 14/05/2019 20:21

Finland have found the 2010's version of Erasure

OublietteBravo · 14/05/2019 20:21

Thigh high boots are obviously this years accessory Shock

Raahh · 14/05/2019 20:21

I think Darude may wish to stick to instrumentals.

although he has been quite sparing in the vocals.

WhatchaMaCalllit · 14/05/2019 20:22

Now he's on his knees pleading for votes and she is dancing in a water tank somewhere hoping that they get votes

Rhubarb01 · 14/05/2019 20:22

If you squint he looks a little bit like Mans...

AutumnCrow · 14/05/2019 20:22

EUROVISION!!

I've got subtitles on. Apparently, 'in Univision you can only have sex on stage'.

Raahh · 14/05/2019 20:22

The swimming woman is very distracting.

RedToothBrush · 14/05/2019 20:22

Finland have found the 2010's version of Erasure

Come on Andy Bell had way more charisma.

Rhubarb01 · 14/05/2019 20:22

I'm surprised that girl hasn't got ice burn on the soles of her feet.

Raahh · 14/05/2019 20:23

I'm looking away, mate.

But I can still hear you.

AutumnCrow · 14/05/2019 20:23

There is no other version of Erasure than my boys Vince and Andy. Shock

WhatchaMaCalllit · 14/05/2019 20:23

The lyrics aren't anything to write home about.... "Look Away"
Alright then. I will

RedToothBrush · 14/05/2019 20:23

oooo yes, i forgot subtitles. Need subtitles.

FintyTin · 14/05/2019 20:23

I completely agree with you about Petra, MÃ¥ns and that song, PickleSarnie and SausageRoll.

Now I’m hungry.

WhatchaMaCalllit · 14/05/2019 20:24

Are they wearing bubble wrap

Poland next

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 14/05/2019 20:24

Are those coats made of bubble-wrap?

Raahh · 14/05/2019 20:24

What the...