If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

Aha!! I live and learn.

Thanks Halsall.

DD1 is very pleased at how many women there are. (She's 7.)

The chestnut ice cream looks like something off a Farrow and Ball paint colour chart.

PC Delia has cunningly used the nasturtium flower rather than the leaf. BUT SHE DOESNT FOOL THE MASTERCHEFFIANS

How does nobody just stab that twat with a fork?

I wonder if that's why he has never made the leap to contact lenses

Aw Grouchy ❤️ never too early to champion wimmin.

Why is that custard so lumpy

One lump or two?

Curdled custard

Oh dear Elliot. Lumpy custard.

How does nobody just stab that twat with a fork?

I wonder if that's why he has never made the leap to contact lenses

Comment of the day Schaden

schaden hereby referred to as his safety glasses

The specs have gorilla glass lenses.

Lasagne - but not as we know it!

how can we wait till tomorrow. aargh

Amal and Elliott to go from today.

We can all catch an hour of doggies if we switch over now. See you lovely lot tomorrow. I hate this dicking about with the schedule

Right back to the doggies. See you tomorrow. 7.30.

The temptation to shout "COOK OFF, GREGGGG" is immense

See you tomorrow.

Cheers all.

Bye kidders I'm going to the dogs.

(We should have had a thread . . . )

Not only did I forget about tonight's show but my computer just threw a tantrum at me.

Footle I think I caught the Mum Box. The way you describe it makes it sound extra weird.

Sarah, Amal and Elliot in danger.

Pekinese!

Squeeeeeeeeee!

I totally missed tonight's ep.
Jess was put to sleep gently in my arms. At great emotional cost.
She will not miss cauliflower steak.
We will miss each other so much.