The brand spanking new Joseph thread.

[LyraB]

Hellllloooooo! Anyone there?

I keep reading this thread title as 'The spanking Joseph thread' and wondering what on earth Joseph did to merit a whole thread about it...

Where has he gone Berrie?????

But the thing is ALL THAT I SAID ABOUT THE ADELPHI IS TRUE,

dressing rooms what they look like and where they are

stage door

binolculars & programmes

how to get to stage door from the STALLS

the windows of star dressing rooms

kangaboy signing his name

The balcony of EVITA

Taking sweets for the cast

phone number of stage door

address of stage door for letters to LEE etc.

Taking photos in theatre

Where to stand when by the stage door to get the 1st view of Lee as he comes out of the inner door, before the others see him

etc etc

It is up to you whether you believe me or not

Kanga, love, get over it, we all have so you've been round a theatre..that's great.

Like I said, nothing wrong with being a theatre buff

Kanga. So he'll have stack of photo's now ready for autographing???

Kanga, it's not that we doubted that the information you gave us was true, it was all the cloak and dagger stuff and the at every question that got on my nerves. And you did suggest that you could get us in to meet him without having to sneak in, which turned out to be a bit fat fib.

And why are you lot manhandling Lee when he should be rehearsing? Let the poor boy go!

Gasp! HE IS WITH YOU OGGS?
I send him out to give me a break from rampant sex and to do the ironing, and he goes to you?

Right that's it, he can SLING HIS HOOK!

Lee? Lee who?

I thought that bloody multi-coloured helicopter was a little excessive for nipping to the Co-Op. Makes sense now I know he was nipping all the way to Scotland!

Berrie!

Oh, that's what's just landed in the back garden. Thought it was a bit bright to be a starling. D'you think he fancies 'marking a few exam papers'?

So he doesn't tick your box then?

Soooo......11 days til I get to see Lee in his loincloth then...

You're welcome to the faithless pig!
Think on, later when he tells you he's nipping out in that helicopter for a heat magazine, he'll be on his way to me to BEG for me to change my mind.

If he says he's nipping out for Heat, definitely be suspicious. Didn't they make him seem a bit of a girly wuss?

Berrie: at excellent double entendre

Actually I'm really quite prim. After 20 years with dh they sometimes seem to trip off the tongue though

Not been on this thread before but met three of the Josephs at the Diana aftershow on Sunday. Unfortunately I was rather the worse for wear but do remember telling Lee that he was my Joseph. He's v. cute close up.

Aww, he's quite cute from afar too

Kanga is that you?

DP was v. embarrassed - apparently I went over and said "Hello Josephs" in a kind of "Hello Wembley" way!

Did you like the new Wembley?