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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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magimedi · 19/12/2018 22:27

Have lurked for a long time.

The Thursday (I think) post Christmas there is a one off Master Chef of all the professional winners from the last 4 years doing a champion of champions cook off.

I was so wanting Dean to go - can't stand his ingratiating manner.

Laurence to win!!

ikltownofboothlehem · 19/12/2018 23:22

I’ve had a Tonja bean dessert. I wasn’t impressed

Did it bash your legs in with a crow bar?

Wolfcub · 20/12/2018 06:43

Grin boothlehem. Predictive text is a pain in the arse when it’s convinced it knows better

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 07:47

My feelings towards Chucky are ambivalent

a) his shininess makes my skin crawl

b) his boiled sweet eyes seem to drag my soul into the very depths of Hell

c) his manner in the kitchen (when working with other chefs) seesaws between Uriah Heep-type grovelling to the Greats, and verging-on-bullying impatience with the other contestants (or seemed to, rather - he is less irritable of late)

d) his conceit, arrogance and smugness are of mammoth proportions

e) not a team player

BUT

d) he is obviously thrilled with his fiancee and their baby (can't dislike a guy for adoring his family)

f) he can't help his looks - we are all the way God made us

g) he IS a very good cook

h) he has lately shown some really nice team playing behaviour

AND - BIG one this -

i) he has no time at all for Gregggg and largely ignores his inanities and just walks through him if he's in the way in the kitchen. (This is almost enough to send me starry-eyed if I'm honest . . . )

I have come to the conclusion that he was not a popular child at school - maybe even bullied for his shininess and his boiled-eyeballs; he therefore never really learned how to share or how to be part of a team.

He compensated for this by withdrawing and becoming very stand-offish and determined to be really, really good at what he did so that he could feed his ego with his success. He has triumphed in this and is an outstanding private chef (doesn't need to experience the unspoken criticisms and sniggers of the big boys if he's working on his own) and can go home to Lochdhu and feel that bit better about himself, but is still a little dead inside . . . Xmas Sad

He then met a woman and she loves him (I know - there's no accounting for taste Xmas Hmm). And it's made the world of difference - he has a baby now and wants to do everything he can to make that baby proud of him. (I thought this was quite an interesting comment, actually - it was a few weeks ago he said this.)

He has, for the first time, experienced an atmosphere of camaraderie - genuine camaraderie - in the kitchen. You could see how in the beginning, when they were all hugging each other, he didn't join in - now he does; he's awkward, but it's there. I wonder if this is the first time he's really felt part of a group - if he hasn't felt that all the jokes and banter are personally directed at him? This seems to have been a very positive experience for him. It will be interesting to see if he can lose with good grace. And, without being nasty, I hope that he does - not only because I love Oli and want him to win, (but certainly wouldn't mind if Laurence pipped him the post), but I think Chucky needs to learn that you can be not-the-best at something, and still be very worthy - and a very good human being. He doesn't have to be driven and"successful". to be someone his family can love and be proud of.

GoldenSyrupLion · 20/12/2018 07:52

You're on fine form this morning Schaden. I can barely lift my tea to my lips.

Wolfcub · 20/12/2018 08:01

Schaden I am convinced the shine is all Botox and a brow lift. You’re going soft

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 08:03

Get spaniels Syrup - I've been up since half-past six and am just preparing for my morning walk. (This is our long walk - we'll be back about 12.00)

However by mid-day I'll be like a wraith and barely able to function. Xmas Confused

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 08:05

Wolf

Soft? - Me!?

NEVAH!!!!!

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2018 08:43

Breaking in partway through my catch up to scream "Noooooooo!" about lovely Matthew leaving. He was my favourite. All of my favourites have left. It's my fault.

~sobs~

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 20/12/2018 09:12

Chucky has the over scrubbed complexion of a chap with very itchy skin. Maybe if he held back on the emollient.

To me he looks like one of those big lads who takes up more space than his personality desires and he struggles to fill his own boots. I think his non teaminess is down to being (a) a bit shy and (b) very task focused and not a ‘people’ person.

He will make a very caring husband and father and the school packed lunches will always be interesting.

Now that Matthew’s gone I’m struggling to choose a winner but I think the Beanpole seems to be getting the best reviews.

Grouchy why is it your fault, have you made edible effigies and are chomping your way through them like advent chefs? Xmas Grin

Taffeta · 20/12/2018 09:23

You are fabulous Schaden Grin - love the summary of Chucky

Lolly for the win and remember I’m front of the queue for consoling Oli

Don’t feel too sorry for Matthew. Aged 23 and head chef at a Mayfair restaurant? He’ll be just fine.

Satsumaeater · 20/12/2018 10:11

So sorry to see Matthew go. He doesn't appear to be on social media but I hope someone has shown him all the lovely comments. I didn't see a single negative tweet about him yesterday evening, everyone lamenting his departure and saying how talented he was.

I'd like to see Laurence or Oli win now.

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 20/12/2018 10:11

Oh, yes, just imagine the school packed lunches for mini-Chucky! 😂😂😂😂

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zazasabore · 20/12/2018 10:48

I think you are right about Dean, Schaden - almost makes me want him to win now, although I was previously team Matthew. Can't understand how the Mayfair restaurant he was head chef for, Isabel's, gets such mixed feed back about the food on Trip Adviser.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 11:42

Don't blame yourself Grouchy - it's not your fault the you curse everything you love like the ones who leave early.

I expect it's just because there is something really weird and terrible about you of coincidence.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 12:01

I was thinking about mini-Chucky's packed lunches as well Halsall.

Lots of horrified little faces as he Opens The Box (the only child in the school with a Marco-Pierre White on his lunchbox - easily recognisable among the Spiderman and My-Little-Pony ones). Then a quavering little voice wobbles "Is that . . . . snot?", to be met with a shiney, boiled-eyed look of contempt - "Don't be diriculous! 's avocado spume! Inna permineter of leek an'tubbut with pigeon clors three ways. Want some?"

They all take a step back . . . one says "We would have eaten snot, aksherly" Another nods. "Snot's okay - better'n kale."

Mini-Chucky inspects the repast. "I fancy snot, now" he says. They all nod . . .

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 12:04

advent chefs

LOL

Xmas Grin
Myimaginarycathasfleas · 20/12/2018 12:10

i don’t know why everyone’s so excited about food perimeters. As I recall, a rice perimeter was the standard presentation for a Vesta curry.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 12:27

Those were the days fleas.

Before a ring of rice became a "perimeter", and was just a ring of rice.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 20/12/2018 12:45

We refer to it Chez Fleas as the rice moat, Schaden, not technically accurate in castle construction terms but we know what we mean.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 14:11
Pencilmuseum · 20/12/2018 14:25

Schaden - are you the teeniest bit overinvested in Chucky? Impressively detailed character study though. I too am considering his child's packed lunches. Antonio carluccio,s mother used to send his lunch on the train for him daily to school. Including some kind of delish dumpling things which translates as angel's farts. I wish I had married an Italian. Or Chinese/asian. For the cuisine alone.

Kintan · 20/12/2018 15:26

Been lurking a while and enjoying all your comments.
Does anyone know - does Greggg own the rights for Masterchef or something like that? Is that why he is on every one of the different formats in the UK?
Also I kind of feel a bit sorry for Dean as he looks like he botoxed up to go on TV, but his beauty therapist or whoever administered it was a bit too heavy handed.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 15:55

Schaden - are you the teeniest bit overinvested in Chucky?

Perhaps I am Pencil - perhapsI am.

Nature's anomalies have always fascinated me.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 15:57

I wish I had married an Italian. Or Chinese/asian. For the cuisine alone.

I would be delighted if Mr Schaden could heat a tine of beans without using 14 pans and leaving the kitchen looking like Coventry after the Blitz.

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