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EASTENDERS 30. Absolutely no spoilers !!!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 03/12/2018 14:09

Sooooooo heading up for Xmas

What will be the stories

Has to be phil finding out about SHAZZY and keanu

Will be do the same as dirty den to Angie all those years ago

Or

Same as grant did and play a recording when he found out she was sleeping with phil

STU. Will he confess on Xmas day and the silly story finally be laid to rest

Assume Kim will pop and drop soon

I still think bobby new head will return. It's been 2.5yrs and he got 3 and could be out early for good behaviour

If not then June 2019

Baby abi is still an orphan. Surely they will decide soon who can be ma and pa

Will MEL tell ray or led him done the aisle to dump him

What else have I missed

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The80sweregreat · 17/12/2018 20:45

Mickey with piles ! I'm sure there's a rhyming slang for that somewhere. Big mo used to call them her ' farmer giles'.
I'll leave that there!

ChristmasDaydreams · 17/12/2018 20:47

I’m pretty sure big mo wouldn’t mind inspecting micks bits to give a diagnosis!

nancy75 · 17/12/2018 20:47

Yes, poor Mo is an expert, she’s had trouble with her farmers for years Grin

The80sweregreat · 17/12/2018 20:48

He is a bit odd isn't he Nancy? I've never met him and never will but he does seem a bit strange! His books sell out, but are just other authors rip offs and the bbc seem to be in love with them and him.
I did enjoy the granny one though!

nancy75 · 17/12/2018 20:51

80s he’s thoroughly pleasant to the kids he meets but he’s got eyes like a shark - glossed over & dead looking! Dd met him at a few book signings & launches that he did a few years ago, she has now moved on to stalking Shawn Mendes so Walliams is safe😂

The80sweregreat · 17/12/2018 20:53

Dead eyes! Yes he does.
My two loved little Britain! It was 'of its time'
I'm glad your dd had moved on though Nancy; best all round!

nancy75 · 17/12/2018 20:58

Yes, she’s now got a bedroom that is a shrine to Shawn MendesGrin oh to be 13 again!

The80sweregreat · 17/12/2018 20:59

Shawn is nice looking though, I can see the appeal.

nancy75 · 17/12/2018 21:01

Yes, he’s a nice looking boy & about as unoffensive as you can get so I’m quite happy with Shawn as a potential son in law GrinGrin

The80sweregreat · 17/12/2018 21:02

Ha ha! We want a pic ( on here) of you in your hat in a few years time!

nancy75 · 17/12/2018 21:05

According to Dd I’m so embarrassing I probably won’t be invited to the wedding, I’ll be like the Markle family, selling my story to the Sun Grin

The80sweregreat · 17/12/2018 21:11

Nancy; worst would be having to go on GMtv with Suzanna and piers.
No, your dh would be much more grounded and invite you I'm sure!

The80sweregreat · 17/12/2018 21:11

Dd rather!

iknowimcoming · 17/12/2018 21:17

Sorry to admit I did gasp when I saw mock! Blush although mostly with relief that finally this story will surely come to an end soon Grin I did see the Xmas trailer at the end of tonight's episode (won't spoil obvs) but it does look pretty good!

nancy75 · 17/12/2018 21:26

Old Mock wasn t looking very happy, by xmas Linda might wish she’d left him in prison

lazymum99 · 17/12/2018 21:31

I felt like I’d missed an episode out tonight. What is stu up to? Where did he get that money and why does he want to befriend dot? Is Dylan dead?

iknowimcoming · 17/12/2018 21:51

Stuart is homeless he got an eviction notice in the episode when he got the money from Phil in exchange for his car, so he needs somewhere to live (presumably near the pub to create more havoc) hence getting rid of Robbie - not sure what he'll do with Sonia and becs tho? Poor old Dot Sad

nancy75 · 17/12/2018 21:55

I missed the eviction notice, that makes a bit more sense

Optimist1 · 17/12/2018 22:36

Anyone else think Robbie would be very unlikely to get a ticket to India for £500 over Christmas?? And no need to apply for annual leave from the Council? Hmm

Choccywoccyhooha · 18/12/2018 00:50

Oh no, I am genuinely concerned for what Stuart might do to Dot, I can't bear stories about the elderly being taken advantage of.

There is one thing for sure over the Christmas period which is that Kim will give birth and it won't be in hospital or a nice planned home birth, it never is unless there's another element of tragedy or drama to the story (Denise, Shabnam, etc).

Alfie Goon and Mock in the same scene will be (Danny) dire. Dreadful. I'd like to see Vincent back for Christmas, but sadly I think he is almost certainly brown bread. Shame.

I liked Shirl's hair, it shows that Shirl doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks of her and has no time for appearances.

WhatsUpHun · 18/12/2018 06:50

I am so angry with Alfie

First it's all the bollocks about the baby name, now he wants to take the baby??? And add to that the background noise of moving into the house, taking Martin a d Staceys room, converting the loft (with no money???), ignoring all the cells that come in

His first scene was stealing tapes from a market stall and getting a refund for them (if I remember right) and then blagging his way behind the bar at the Vic but they had mellowed him, now he's just a total wanker

The80sweregreat · 18/12/2018 06:57

When Peggy Mitchell said Alfie had to leave the vic ( he had blagged his way to the job somehow) there was a petition to get him to stay on! Now they would want him out!

lazymum99 · 18/12/2018 08:03

None of this is making any sense as usual. Stu could have used that money to pay rent before eviction. In any case Dot would never accept this from a virtual stranger. Sonia will not allow Stu to stay she knows he is dangerous.
As for the Slaters house renovations etc. 1. It’s rented 2. They’ve got no money.
I think I’m over invested in this soap!!

SoupDragon · 18/12/2018 08:08

Stu is focussed on revenge though, not Real Life.

The80sweregreat · 18/12/2018 09:23

Lazymum , it's all true what you say ; the writers don't have any ' joined up thinking' and think we're all going to go along with it when most of the stories ( at the moment) are just silly and not very realistic. As if Dot would let stuart move in! Not without asking her current lodgers at any rate. Years of ' her nick' should make her even more wary.

You can't just have an extension or loft conversion without having permission and the home isn't there's to renovate as it is!