EASTENDERS 30. Absolutely no spoilers !!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Sooooooo heading up for Xmas

What will be the stories

Has to be phil finding out about SHAZZY and keanu

Will be do the same as dirty den to Angie all those years ago

Or

Same as grant did and play a recording when he found out she was sleeping with phil

STU. Will he confess on Xmas day and the silly story finally be laid to rest

Assume Kim will pop and drop soon

I still think bobby new head will return. It's been 2.5yrs and he got 3 and could be out early for good behaviour

If not then June 2019

Baby abi is still an orphan. Surely they will decide soon who can be ma and pa

Will MEL tell ray or led him done the aisle to dump him

What else have I missed

And a huge footstool!

So in the house are:

Kat Alfie Bert Ernie Tommy
Hayley cherry
Stacey Martin Lily Arther Hope
Whitney Tiff
Mo
Jean

I make it 16 people!

Is that teddy on a coffee table too??

I would hate to clean that house. It would never be clean. Would drive me batty.

Don't they only have one bathroom too?!

According to an article in the sun (don't judge) that google threw up, there's a downstairs bedroom too so 4 bed house

Yes there is a bedroom between the living room and the kitchen. Interestingly I’ve never noticed but the doorway for it until this week when i suddenly realised the hallway was looking much longer than usual and has a door I’ve never noticed before the landing looked much bigger tonight than I’ve ever noticed before.

The buggers are reading this thread, that's why.

DO NOT DO THE KNOTTED ROPE

Yes, those houses would normally have a living room & a dining room, obviously they use the dining room as a bedroom!
I’m guessing bedrooms are
Stacey, Martin & 2 littlest kids
Whit, Tiff & Lily
Kat, Alfie & kids
Hayley & baby & Jean
Mo on sofa?
Must be something like that anyway!

Although bedroom 3 upstairs would usually be very small so it must have triple bunk beds

DO NOT DO THE KNOTTED ROPE

The really should, I need to see Kalfie shimmying up a knotted rope to have a quickie.

Do we know where Whit's boyfriend is living at the moment? What about Shirl - is she at Dot's with Tina? If Kim had her wits about her she'd be renting out that house to all the temporarily homeless/overcrowded folk, wouldn't she?

Haven't seen tonight's but I'm getting mostly fireplace? Lol!

I actually know someone who had an affair, woman got pregnant, then when she had the baby moved her in with his wife and family because she was having problems with her husband (both couples were previously super matey) and helped her take care of the (his) baby which surprised his wife as he wasn't that bothered with her/their children - it was several years later the wife found out that the baby was his, and they're still together 'other' woman and child long gone.

Also someone mentioned Kathy upthread - she's been gone ages!

Stuart is probably a good shag

JustWingingLifeAsUsual I can honestly say that’s the last thing that springs to mind when I look at stuart

@nancy75 I must have weird taste in men

Stuart would cry afterwards. Possibly during. And say words.

I don't understand the fireplace thing. When they announced the babies name, Tiff was leaning on the mantelpiece, there was a companion set by her feet. Are they reopening a blocked fireplace?

I don't understand how Linda thinks shagging Stuart will get him to confess to what he did! I mean who would do that! 😂

Blue Moon Funerals the good way to go'

Dare I confess I misheard that as 'Bloomin' Funerals, the good way to go'

I don't understand how Linda thinks shagging Stuart will get him to confess to what he did! I mean who would do that!

Another recycled storyline, too! I don't think Mock will thank her for it either, when he finds out.

She'd need evidence too, rather than 'Stu admitted...' He'd be pretty stupid to confess anything I agree.

I think Tiff and whit are on sofa from something said this week?

Alfie persuaded Martin to swap and so him, Kat and boys are in biggest room, Stacey, Martin and 2 littlies in another room.
Hayley and Cherry.
Think Jean is sharing with Lily?

Not sure where Mo is sleeping!

Stuart is a bit odd though / one look at Linda in her sexy nightie and freshly made bun and he'll be up for confessing his sins straight away. I agree he would cry afterwards too.
Mick won't be happy about any of it though and will blame her of course!
Let's hope he spills before she has to sleep with him!

So he needs to confess before 7.30pm Thursday? 😂😂