Neighbours - Dee isn't Dee, Paul is evil, Finn is hanging on and Bea needs to find the well

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One minute Dipi and Suse are swapping stories about blue boxes and fantasies about Cassius gardening, the next Dipi is giving the cold shoulder

Dipi can go in the well with Yashvi and Bea.

I'd probably be Sheila seeing as I'm a gobby waitress. I'd even shag Clive - he looks clean and he's probably worth a bob or two.

If Dipi is down the well, can I have Shane, please?

I would look after him very well

Promise!

@xJessica I had that too on my tv for catchup and ended up watching on my phone where it was available. Idk why it does that. It's happened before. Really annoying. Ime it will come up eventually.

Bea's annoying me even more and I think you lot are going to get me feeling the same way about Dipi. Easily influenced

@MorningsEleven & @TheEfficientBaxter

Oh but @TheEfficientBaxter do you not think he’d always have a faint smell of piss about him, with all the wee filtering he does?

There is no one good looking in neighbours at the moment. Bring back Steve Parker I say

Felt very old about the 25 since Jim died reference yesterday.

It's OK, I've seen Jim in American shows since. He clearly faked it and fled to the US!

Nah, I reckon he'd smell woonpiney 😉 or you just need to take a shower with him 😁

What's woonpiney?

< intrigued now >

It's meant to read "wood piney" as in like wood pine.

Paul would wear some as expensive as heck aftershave, Mark is probably Old Spice pmsl
I bet Chloe smells nice

Ooh I see Mark as a Davidoff Cool Water type of guy.

Chloe smells like Flowerbomb.

Toadie is lynx Africa.

Susan is Chanel no 5.

Oh yes! Shane definitely newly-sawn timber and sandalwood.

Gorgeous and masculine - just like him!

Bet Boo Boo and Az match

Down the well with them and their goldfish.

Paul's aftershave is probably finest single malt

Sonya - patchouli with a hint of manure

Nooo, why is it on at 6 o clock instead of 5.30? Every night this week.

Yep, the lunch time showing has moved somewhere else too - my working from home treat nearly came a cropper. Thank gawd for phones!

How convenient that the only acting head they could find inErinsorough was Jane from the UK.

Agree about the professionalism but somehow don't see it happening when they are all inter related.

I didn't realise Jane is an experienced principal? I thought she worked in the world of Lassiters?

And so up her own rear end!

How the hell did the department know Jane was back in Erinsborough? She only rocked up yesterday. Do they not do 'subject to references/barring checks, etc' Down Under?

Brecon clearly not! They’ve so far employed Susan (fairly sure she knocked Didge over and broke her leg when Didge was her student), Brad (he’s Brad Willis - Ramsey St sperminator and his old head was quite...er...non-academic), Kate (pranced about in a bowler hat, then snogged a student), Elly (streaked through school, dresses inappropriately when she has clothes on, socialises and covers up murders with students, and Finn (lizard faced psychopath).

The department must be ecstatic that Plain Jane Superbrain who just digs up gardens looking for stamps is available.

Not forgetting Libby's little fling with Taj. Perhaps it's compulsory.

Snogging or injuring students and having a bush-based disaster is pretty much a requirement for any Erinsborough High teacher. If you can also claim a relative who has burned down or otherwise catastrophised the school you are a complete shoe-in.