Paint me like one of your Apprentice girls

[dillite]

Tonight we watch a bunch of muppets try and sell some art. It will be colourful. It will be emotive. It will be rich. And that's just the language that we will use.

Checking in. This will be interesting.

Who was the person on an early series who made a complete tit of himself trying to sell art?

Hello 🤗

Sorry I missed you all last week...it’s really not the same watching it without you all!🥂

Selling art in Glasgow- even better!

smilung all of them?

I am experiencing a bit of a problem which will complicate me being able to post

Are the women all doing a walk of shame? They look like they’re wearing clubbing gear not nightwear.

The gallery task I remember most was Series 3. But there have been a few and they are always arse clenchingly embarrassing

Right, I am free to post now, love is short and love is fickle

Does the approach need to be different because they are Glaswegians? What the fuck...

Dillite. I understand

She doesn't know whether Glaswegians need a special approach? Does she think Glasgow is on Mars?

Bastards think that’s the one I was thinking of. Hopefully this lot will be as amusing.

'How do we sell to Glaswegians'?? WTF?

Chipping your kitty is so similar to my one!

Bastards. Remind me what they did in S3...

Ooh I like Eleanor Carlingfield

Series 3 was Tre and the 'titties and fish' art. Was the series with Hatie Kopkins

Yes, we’re just missing the cute nose smudge!

I like the line drawings

Tom is deeply annoying and patronising

Does she think Glasgow is on Mars?

Deep fried Mars?

😂

Was that music actually there?

Fucking wait, you silly mare!

Daniel is a proper twat.

Sian says "you know" every other word