Paint me like one of your Apprentice girls

[dillite]

Tonight we watch a bunch of muppets try and sell some art. It will be colourful. It will be emotive. It will be rich. And that's just the language that we will use.

Sabrina's enthusiasm would piss me off

Tom is a patronising wank

Oh my stars.

Fuck off Daniel you insincere twat!

How do people this fucking stupid get these opportunities?

Jesus wept.

Jackie’s sub-team are useless, aren’t they?

The last artist won’t let him sell hers after that, surely!

What the fuck does he look like?

I like Jackie, but what IS she wearing?

I’m not sure that any of the art work would be great for the speaker company.

How much are those bags and t-shirts???

I'd probably buy the duck bum if it were about £20

Who on earth would pay £25 for a tote bag?

I like Sabrina.

Not digging Daniel's new look

WTAF has he done to his hair?

Daniel's hair tonight is awful! I guess he finally willed himself to be a real boy.

God I’m cringing at the shit Daniels’s coming out with.

Karen looks very unimpressed

One of the women who didn't know what provenance meant is a solicitor. How can an educated and presumably intelligent woman not know what provenance means?

If he can sell a duck's arse then good for him

Do they HAVE to sell in pairs?

Khadija looks angry like she's about to brick someone

They are bloody ridiculous when they start trying to oversell each other

Was that £800 for the duck arse? It's about £780 over my budget :(