Paint me like one of your Apprentice girls

[dillite]

Tonight we watch a bunch of muppets try and sell some art. It will be colourful. It will be emotive. It will be rich. And that's just the language that we will use.

Marcus is she? Fuck me.

Khadija always looks angry

Jasmin is a bitch

Jasmine really doesn't want Sabrina, does she? I think that the corporate client would have loved Sabrina as the business is fun and so is the client.

I didn't think I would like this episode but it's grown on me!

Sabrina you are on dodgy ground

...and stupid.

I think Sabrina could be a contender for winner this year

found you!
I kind of like the duck arse. would be the perfect sick secret santa gift.
minus the price tag of course.

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Told you! The clients want the fun ones not the fun vacuum. I can see that Sabrina is still being kept at the back which is horrible IMO. Massive bitch move.

I want a tote bag!

SmilingButClueless

"Who was the person on an early series who made a complete tit of himself trying to sell art?"

I think Tre Azam sold art in 2007 (Series 3). He said lots of arty things which didn't make much sense but I think he actually did quite well!

The duck bum reminds me of our first house. It was opposite a duck pond and they used to hang out on our front lawn and ironically play chicken crossing the road

Why are the girls dressed in black? They look like they're going to a funeral

Jackie's contacts are so creepy

Tre is my favourite ever contestant

banana because serious art dealers!

I wonder if the tote bags are going on eBay as we speak..

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I do think that Jasmine's team had a better client

Can I actually admit I don't know what the surround sound people wanted or meant! I know what the words mean but not what they meant they wanted!

I think Jasmine’s client could have been sold any of the works, really not sure what Jackie’s client was after really.

Is that eyebrow thing getting lower each hour? It will be a nose piercing soon.

Sabrina is being chucked under the bus

If they'd maybe waited til the music stopped and asked it would have been helpful