Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

[Halsall]

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

Halsall that's who he reminded me of!!!

I’m standing my ground guys

#TeamGregg

In other news, Sean is sure fire for the final already isn’t he?

David is VERY pretty

Had to let a dog and a cat in - other cat hen took advantage of my presence in the kitchen to demand food.

Whaddid I miss?

We really need to murder Gregg.

You should have left the Scotch bonnet on David

That tuille looks impressive

We could cut him up and put him in pastry. Genuine Gregg's pasty

Chaps could we try not to have clashing posts about mounting contestants / scraping nappies so close together, ta 🤢

Dish looks amazing. OK feedback too.

Too many things on the plate jax

It's a Shawshank Redemption for Tristan, Schaden

I’m sure hollandaise shouldn’t have big lumps in

Them scallops are murdered

Dammit woman.

Euthanising Gregg would be the kindest thing for Shirley. . . .

unless . . . .

(Hang on - what the effect is a fennel pollen?)

Back to lightbulb moment

Shirley - are you Mrs Gregg?

If so - you have my deepest sympathy . . . .

Gregg leave the kitchen now you mouthy bastard

C'mon our little Beach Boy.

Late to this... raced into the house after work, accepted a plate of pasta from DH and have caught up on the thread. Phew!

Shirley I am just searching for my famous topless Gregg picture...

Ds said she’s a right numpty for not being able to cook a scallop

I like the nerdy ones doing well.

Sorry just slipped out

You're very squeamish, aren't you shower

You need to tuffen up, wumman!

Sean has steamrollered the opposition.

That's a neon plate of food.

Beetroot faced Johnny Vegas sound a like is going now