Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

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Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

Sidling in to join... Dealing with fractious toddler and whingy dog has left me in the need of MasterChef calm!

Indeed grouchy should be Your Best Random Shot ....or Bravest Attempt Before You Are Forgotten .....
Round

“Aged lamb”. Is that sheep?

Welcome to a different kind of shouting, embra

Is aged lamb mutton or am I missing the point?

Oo I do like a bit of lamb.

Aged lamb might be hogget?

It's lamb. But the meat (after being butchered) is aged and rested.

World-weary lamb?

Lamb and Fartichokes . . . .

Must be about £1000 quid's worth of lamb in that pan

He's confident that his are the right hands for an ould gimmer aged lamb.

Lamb that has been hanging about dead, rather than aging to become mutton before it dies

Or they just mean it has been left hanging for a while.

No, please. That croquette......just........no.

Anyway, never mind all that, Scha-what about this hedgehog?
Andres voice 🤖

That black pudding croquet looks like a human turd

Delightful

Can someone please tell the Maltese Falcon that you cannot fry in cold oil

Michelle's sounds lovely.

Hanging about dead?

Like Gregggg?

Anyone spot those poo rolls in breadcrumbs?

I do not like cocky jersey-boy

Snap shirley

I like Michelle. Really hope she doesn't balls this up.

STFU GREGG you shouty twat

Use the whole plate ...

Why the actual fuck do they put the food on only half the plate?! Why oh whhhyyy?